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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime. They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager . After waiting patiently for a…
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8y, 4w agoPosted 8 years, 4 weeks ago
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete
with pager .

After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said
loudly, "Wow, she's fat!

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be
quiet.

A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his
arms out as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is
this
wide!"

The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.


Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep".


The little boy yelled out, "Run for your f***ng life, she's
reversing!"
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8y, 4w agoPosted 8 years, 4 weeks ago
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banned#1
lol! love it
#2
funny lol
#3
..lol
#4
hella funny :giggle:
#5
funny
suspended#6
...... lol
#7
Hahah
#8
epic thread

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