A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete
with pager .
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said
loudly, "Wow, she's fat!
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his
arms out as far as they would go and announced; "I'll bet her bum is
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue.
Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep".
The little boy yelled out, "Run for your f***ng life, she's