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Fatal Things to Say When Your Wife's Pregnant

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1. I finished the Sugar Puff's 2. Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds. 3. Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby! 4. I sure hope yo… Read More
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9y, 1w agoPosted 9 years, 1 week ago
1. I finished the Sugar Puff's

2. Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds.

3. Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!

4. I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!

5. Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Cup Final.

6. Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt.

7. I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?

8. Are your ankles supposed to look like that?

9. Get your *own* ice cream.

10. Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.

11. Got milk ?

12. Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney?

13. Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!

14. Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water...

15. Your stomach sticks out almost as much as your ass!

16. You don't have the guts to pull that trigger...
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9y, 1w agoPosted 9 years, 1 week ago
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17. So who's the father?

18. So that explains why you look so fat!
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Kippy .... Always thought he was funny ??? v good

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