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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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.Supposed answers to father's details on Child Support Agency forms:


Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by [NAME REMOVED]. I am unsure about child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate.

I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by my country. Please advise.

I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

[NAME GIVEN] is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him for my AC/DC CDs?

From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom

So much about that night is a blur. The only thing I remember is that there was a Delia Smith programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV, rather than going to the party, mine might have remained unfertilised.

I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
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8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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Girls are getting easier and easier these days... And it's not a good thing.
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Girls are getting easier and easier these days... And it's not a good thing.


does seem it ..sad hey
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