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grab a tin foil hat & make yourselves comfortable... what if Aids is a man made virus, HAARP deliberately causes extreme weather, alien visits, 9/11, fake moon landings & what really happened to Ge…
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1w, 3d agoPosted 1 week, 3 days ago
grab a tin foil hat & make yourselves comfortable...

what if Aids is a man made virus, HAARP deliberately causes extreme weather, alien visits, 9/11, fake moon landings & what really happened to George Michael on Christmas Eve?
the boyfriend's version sounds like a load of bull to me
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1w, 3d agoPosted 1 week, 3 days ago
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Apparently there's a theory that Gerry & Kate McCann had nothing to do with the disappearance of their daughter Madeleine.
7 Likes
Apparently there is is theory that most conspiracy theorists are attention seeking losers.
7 Likes
Dr David Kelly' mysterious death ..Iraq war
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brexit
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did you the know the actual "conspiracy theorist" term was made popular by the CIA to stop people from asking questions about JFK

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6 Likes #1
brexit
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self-serve checkouts, they would make the Pope swear :|
2 Likes #3
All conspiracies theories are part of one big conspiracy to try to keep us from what those behind it are really doing.
1 Like #4
Buttered toast always lands butter side up
#5
loumar76
self-serve checkouts, they would make the Pope swear :|

My son loves him he's 6 and has no problems, why are you swearing at them
2 Likes #6
Error440
loumar76
self-serve checkouts, they would make the Pope swear :|

My son loves him he's 6 and has no problems, why are you swearing at them


​unexpected item in bagging area, please wait for assistance, slow process blah blah blah. They make me nuts
11 Likes #7
Apparently there's a theory that Gerry & Kate McCann had nothing to do with the disappearance of their daughter Madeleine.
7 Likes #8
Apparently there is is theory that most conspiracy theorists are attention seeking losers.
#9
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Edited By: SidSnot on Feb 11, 2017 09:11
2 Likes #10
marcb4617
Buttered toast always lands butter side up

That's what they want you to think. False flag! Wake up sheeple, etc...
3 Likes #11
marty-401
Apparently there is is theory that most conspiracy theorists are attention seeking losers.

Yeah, they basically believe they are the ''smart'' ones and convince themselves they see what most of us can't and question our stupidity. In reality, they usually smoke cannabis, left school with low level grades and share ''illuminanti'' posts on Facebook.
2 Likes #12
There is a theory that if people spent the time reading a book, learning a language or learning to play an instrument, for instance, instead of obsessing on facebook about the Rothschild family, their lives would be enriched.

Sounds like nonsense to me....
5 Likes #13
did you the know the actual "conspiracy theorist" term was made popular by the CIA to stop people from asking questions about JFK
5 Likes #14
MrScotchBonnet
marty-401
Apparently there is is theory that most conspiracy theorists are attention seeking losers.

Yeah, they basically believe they are the ''smart'' ones and convince themselves they see what most of us can't and question our stupidity. In reality, they usually smoke cannabis, left school with low level grades and share ''illuminanti'' posts on Facebook.


​Oy, you leave HEAWD out of this, this post has got nothing to do with brexit!
#15
The earth is flat. oO
5 Likes #16
Dyslexic_Dog
MrScotchBonnet
marty-401
Apparently there is is theory that most conspiracy theorists are attention seeking losers.
Yeah, they basically believe they are the ''smart'' ones and convince themselves they see what most of us can't and question our stupidity. In reality, they usually smoke cannabis, left school with low level grades and share ''illuminanti'' posts on Facebook.
​Oy, you leave HEAWD out of this, this post has got nothing to do with brexit!

Careful, you'll start to have all your posts moderated :|
#17
2 Likes #18
deeky
Dyslexic_Dog
MrScotchBonnet
marty-401
Apparently there is is theory that most conspiracy theorists are attention seeking losers.
Yeah, they basically believe they are the ''smart'' ones and convince themselves they see what most of us can't and question our stupidity. In reality, they usually smoke cannabis, left school with low level grades and share ''illuminanti'' posts on Facebook.
​Oy, you leave HEAWD out of this, this post has got nothing to do with brexit!

Careful, you'll start to have all your posts moderated :|


​or is that a conspiracy theory?
#19
Aiden1512
The earth is flat. oO
Of course it is flat, just look at the earth in your garden. Your house is built on flat earth and hard-core.
1 Like #20
shadey12
or is that a conspiracy theory?

https://68.media.tumblr.com/6db36fee299461d6431cbdba2ddf030e/tumblr_o04p61Q2fV1um01uyo1_500.gifhttps://media.giphy.com/media/q2dfaDCBrvOFO/giphy.gif
#21
deeky
Dyslexic_Dog
MrScotchBonnet
marty-401
Apparently there is is theory that most conspiracy theorists are attention seeking losers.
Yeah, they basically believe they are the ''smart'' ones and convince themselves they see what most of us can't and question our stupidity. In reality, they usually smoke cannabis, left school with low level grades and share ''illuminanti'' posts on Facebook.
​Oy, you leave HEAWD out of this, this post has got nothing to do with brexit!
Careful, you'll start to have all your posts moderated :|
A man for all reasons.
1 Like #22
RuudBullit
There is a theory that if people spent the time reading a book, learning a language or learning to play an instrument, for instance, instead of obsessing on facebook about the Rothschild family, their lives would be enriched.

Sounds like nonsense to me....
This is a well established way of life, your mum would have said to you, "don't just sit there, get a life, the world is your oyster."
It is said that social networking is in fact antisocial networking, no surprise here in Misc.
#23
DarkEnergy2012
shadey12
or is that a conspiracy theory?

https://68.media.tumblr.com/6db36fee299461d6431cbdba2ddf030e/tumblr_o04p61Q2fV1um01uyo1_500.gifhttps://media.giphy.com/media/q2dfaDCBrvOFO/giphy.gif




https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c

Edited By: shadey12 on Feb 11, 2017 11:00: edt
#24
Public relations press releases.
1 Like #25
splender
RuudBullit
There is a theory that if people spent the time reading a book, learning a language or learning to play an instrument, for instance, instead of obsessing on facebook about the Rothschild family, their lives would be enriched.

Sounds like nonsense to me....
This is a well established way of life, your mum would have said to you, "don't just sit there, get a life, the world is your oyster."
It is said that social networking is in fact antisocial networking, no surprise here in Misc.


​I heard that splender is from an alien race, practising his/her language skills on hukd before holding the earth to ransom.
7 Likes #26
Dr David Kelly' mysterious death ..Iraq war
#27
That everyone who disagrees with short fingered vulgarian Donald Trump is being "very unfair".
3 Likes #28
shadey12
splender
RuudBullit
There is a theory that if people spent the time reading a book, learning a language or learning to play an instrument, for instance, instead of obsessing on facebook about the Rothschild family, their lives would be enriched.

Sounds like nonsense to me....
This is a well established way of life, your mum would have said to you, "don't just sit there, get a life, the world is your oyster."
It is said that social networking is in fact antisocial networking, no surprise here in Misc.

​I heard that splender is from an alien race, practising his/her language skills on hukd before holding the earth to ransom.
That's a conspiracy theory perpetrated by a famous Hewman here.
1 Like #29
loumar76
Error440
loumar76
self-serve checkouts, they would make the Pope swear :|
My son loves him he's 6 and has no problems, why are you swearing at them
​unexpected item in bagging area, please wait for assistance, slow process blah blah blah. They make me nuts

Dont put stuff in the baggage area then other thrn the shopping itself, just pack it all up after paying
#30
Rom
That everyone who disagrees with short fingered vulgarian Donald Trump is being "very unfair".
How long is his digit?
#31
splender
Rom
That everyone who disagrees with short fingered vulgarian Donald Trump is being "very unfair".
How long is his digit?
His fingers are notoriously small. You may notice he tries to hide this, Beadle-like, with odd handshakes etc.

Edited By: Rom on Feb 11, 2017 11:35
2 Likes #32
That the BBC brought on Chris Evans to host the new Top Gear knowing full well that everyone would hate him. Then, once they replaced him with someone better for the next season, people would compare the new host to Chris Evans and not Jeremy Clarkson, so people would like the new Top Gear more.
#33
splender
deeky
Dyslexic_Dog
MrScotchBonnet
marty-401
Apparently there is is theory that most conspiracy theorists are attention seeking losers.
Yeah, they basically believe they are the ''smart'' ones and convince themselves they see what most of us can't and question our stupidity. In reality, they usually smoke cannabis, left school with low level grades and share ''illuminanti'' posts on Facebook.
​Oy, you leave HEAWD out of this, this post has got nothing to do with brexit!
Careful, you'll start to have all your posts moderated :|
A man for all reasons.

Thank you - I think...
#34
Error440
loumar76
Error440
loumar76
self-serve checkouts, they would make the Pope swear :|
My son loves him he's 6 and has no problems, why are you swearing at them
​unexpected item in bagging area, please wait for assistance, slow process blah blah blah. They make me nuts
Dont put stuff in the baggage area then other thrn the shopping itself, just pack it all up after paying

My local Asda checkouts do it for spite if they see you pulling your face.
#35
The Iphone 8 will be a massive improvement on previous upgrades and make the phone actually worth it's real value and all battery issues will be fixed.

Now that's a conspiracy theory

Creeps to the door, quickly sprays the hinges with 3in1 and WD40 just to be sure, silently opens the door then runs to the secret underground bunker.

Edited By: philphil61 on Feb 11, 2017 12:25
1 Like #36
Rom
splender
Rom
That everyone who disagrees with short fingered vulgarian Donald Trump is being "very unfair".
How long is his digit?
His fingers are notoriously small. You may notice he tries to hide this, Beadle-like, with odd handshakes etc.

DarkEnergy2012
Rom
His fingers are notoriously small. You may notice he tries to hide this, Beadle-like, with odd handshakes etc.
I hadn't noticed thathttp://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2017/02/01/conan_investigates_trump_s_tiny_tiny_hands/trumphands.jpg.CROP.thumbnail-small.jpg:p
The Washington Post has a long essay on this with photographic analyses (cursory).
And unless someone has a physical measurement I think it is all smart people blind spot bias. Using his fingers is as good as using tarot cards to predict future of Trump's presidency.
#37
philphil61
The Iphone 8 will be a massive improvement on previous upgrades and make the phone actually worth it's real value and all battery issues will be fixed.

Now that's a conspiracy theory

Creeps to the door, quickly sprays the hinges with 3in1 and WD40 just to be sure, silently opens the door then runs to the secret underground bunker.
Ooooo, Mr Chilli has a new thread on this iPhone 8
#38
*Sloman*
That the BBC brought on Chris Evans to host the new Top Gear knowing full well that everyone would hate him. Then, once they replaced him with someone better for the next season, people would compare the new host to Chris Evans and not Jeremy Clarkson, so people would like the new Top Gear more.
That's a good one
#39
splender
Rom
splender
Rom
That everyone who disagrees with short fingered vulgarian Donald Trump is being "very unfair".
How long is his digit?
His fingers are notoriously small. You may notice he tries to hide this, Beadle-like, with odd handshakes etc.
DarkEnergy2012
Rom
His fingers are notoriously small. You may notice he tries to hide this, Beadle-like, with odd handshakes etc.
I hadn't noticed thathttp://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/browbeat/2017/02/01/conan_investigates_trump_s_tiny_tiny_hands/trumphands.jpg.CROP.thumbnail-small.jpg:p
The Washington Post has a long essay on this with photographic analyses (cursory).
And unless someone has a physical measurement I think it is all smart people blind spot bias. Using his fingers is as good as using tarot cards to predict future of Trump's presidency.

It's the fact that it irritates him that amuses me.

"I've always had people say, Donald you have the most beautiful hands."
#40
Error440
loumar76
Error440
loumar76
self-serve checkouts, they would make the Pope swear :|
My son loves him he's 6 and has no problems, why are you swearing at them
​unexpected item in bagging area, please wait for assistance, slow process blah blah blah. They make me nuts

Dont put stuff in the baggage area then other thrn the shopping itself, just pack it all up after paying


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