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Feel like poo

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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
Kids have brought the first batch of colds back from school.

Spent the day sleeping it off and feel like pants.

Whose got something to cheer me up
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banned8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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1 Like #1
dont be a pansy!
banned 1 Like #2
Kiss Darlings picture that should cheer your world
1 Like #3
Chicken soop!!! all teh way
banned#4
loupomm
dont be a pansy!


Man flu is a serious ailment, you dont know the damage it does to a man, you women wouldn't be able to cope if you knew the full strength of the viral infection :-D
#5
Your anti thingies made by your body should protect you till Xmas :thumbsup: (prob Dec 23rd LoL)
#6
How does poo feel? I've never felt it myself:whistling:
#7
Spent the day sleeping it off and feel like pants.

I read that last word as a word for a mans part!
Ive been away from my girlfriends for 2 days and its taking over my mind!!!!!!!!
banned#8
dean3988
Chicken soop!!! all teh way


I had a slice of bread and butter earlier....yum :p
#9
stay away from me:w00t:
banned#10
happy donkey
Your anti thingies made by your body should protect you till Xmas :thumbsup: (prob Dec 23rd LoL)


:lol: thats about right :thumbsup:
#11
tessb
How does poo feel? I've never felt it myself:whistling:


try walking into the kitchen, half asleep, bare-footed when one of the dogs has had a little accident :oops::p
#12
You feel like poo :? You mean all warm and squidgy....http://thinkadrian.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/poo.gif
banned#13
Pitbikeboy
Spent the day sleeping it off and feel like pants.

I read that last word as a word for a mans part!
Ive been away from my girlfriends for 2 days and its taking over my mind!!!!!!!!


You need to get out fella, its affecting your brain, or brian, however you want to interpret that sentence :roll:
banned#14
tessb
How does poo feel? I've never felt it myself:whistling:


You definitely dont have kids....or a dog
#15
Foosball Chum
You need to get out fella, its affecting your brain, or brian, however you want to interpret that sentence :roll:


Weathers Pants and its to short of a distance to get a taxi to the pub!
Looks lyk its COD4 all nyt!
#16
it could be worse, i've got what you've got plus an infection in my gum as i need to have a tooth out (which the dentist won't do until 14th october) and my cheek has swollen right up! on top of that i've had to run the kids here there and everywher today while i have been feeling like death warmed up :p
1 Like #17
Foosball Chum
Man flu is a serious ailment, you dont know the damage it does to a man, you women wouldn't be able to cope if you knew the full strength of the viral infection :-D


You men don't know how painful childbirth is, but we sure as hell, don't go on like we're dying, like men do with 'man flu' ;-) Don't be such a wuss :whistling:
banned#18
cheerleader
it could be worse, i've got what you've got plus an infection in my gum as i need to have a tooth out (which the dentist won't do until 14th october) and my cheek has swollen right up! on top of that i've had to run the kids here there and everywher today while i have been feeling like death warmed up :p


Wow, what a babe ;-) I bet you look amazingly beautiful, I'm soooo turned on right now :roll:
banned#19
libbitom1
You men don't know how painful childbirth is, but we sure as hell, don't go on like we're dying, like men do with 'man flu' ;-) Don't be such a wuss :whistling:


I've experienced pain worse than childbirth :-D and screamed like a girl :giggle:
banned#20
Pitbikeboy
Weathers Pants and its to short of a distance to get a taxi to the pub!
Looks lyk its COD4 all nyt!


I've already whooped everyone on wii fit football, even in my sorry state :giggle:
#21
Foosball Chum
I've experienced pain worse than childbirth :-D and screamed like a girl :giggle:


Course you have ! What am I talking about ? Childbirth is a piece of p**s compared to flu :-D
banned#22
libbitom1
Course you have ! What am I talking about ? Childbirth is a piece of p**s compared to flu :-D


No not flu, I snapped my leg in 12 places, shattering my tibia. When they fixed the bone, they set it wrong, and without any pain killers they had to break it again, twist the leg and reset it back in place. Oh laughs we had :-D

Missus confirmed childbirth was a breeze ;-)
#23
Foosball Chum
No not flu, I snapped my leg in 12 places, shattering my tibia. When they fixed the bone, they set it wrong, and without any pain killers they had to break it again, twist the leg and reset it back in place. Oh laughs we had :-D

Missus confirmed childbirth was a breeze ;-)


I'll give you that one ! :?
1 Like #24
Poor you :friends:
banned#25
libbitom1
I'll give you that one ! :?


Woohoo!!!! :-D
banned#26
dontdothatagain
Poor you :friends:


Aww ta :thumbsup: :oops:
#27
Foosball Chum
Woohoo!!!! :-D


See I cheered you up - you were proved right :cry:
banned#28
libbitom1
See I cheered you up - you were proved right :cry:


Yes, thank you sweetie, I would kiss you, but then I'd give you my manflu :-D

I'm off to bed again now, unfortunately need to get back to work at 1.30am :-(

Anyone needs me, you know where I am......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :lazy:
banned 1 Like #29
I'm ill too


so hoping many Sambuccas tonight will make me better
#30
i feel im getting a cold!
banned#31
ODB_69
I'm ill too


so hoping many Sambuccas tonight will make me better


Aww mate, I think they probably will :thumbsup:

I'd try that approach, but I'm driving in the morning

OK really off now, night peeps :thumbsup:
1 Like #32
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o234/MotherSuperior1nl/Bird_flu.jpg
banned#33
bitseylango;2984396
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o234/MotherSuperior1nl/Bird_flu.jpg


[SIZE=7]SEXIST :x[/SIZE]
#34
ODB_69
[SIZE=7]SEXIST :x[/SIZE]


yep :thumbsup:
banned#35
jellybaby22;2984490
LMAO men are wimps when it comes to being ill...I have an ear infection right now...I feel sick and dizzy..am I complaining...no...Im getting on with it......LOL a man has a cold and its flu......:giggle:

???

U lot do nothing BUT complain!

I aint saying I'm dying...just ill...dont care...still gonna get smashed tonight....no work tomorrow yay
#36
ODB_69
???

U lot do nothing BUT complain!

I aint saying I'm dying...just ill...dont care...still gonna get smashed tonight....no work tomorrow yay


HEY!! :x I dont complain!
banned#37
jellybaby22;2984579
complain..women do not complain...we communicate..get it right.......:roll:

communicate n the age old art of nagging!
bitseylango;2984593
HEY!! :x I dont complain!

:?

then your NOT a woman?
:p
#38
ODB_69
communicate n the age old art of nagging!

:?

then your NOT a woman?
:p


Im ALL woman..........you know that :p
banned#39
bitseylango;2984620
Im ALL woman..........you know that :p

shame your not over here tonight then ;-) xxx
jellybaby22;2984622
yes nagging..as you men call it...talking about important things as a woman would call it.......
hope u feel better soon......xx
[SIZE=1]when you get very your itsey tiny little cold...ya big girls blouse[/SIZE]

Thank you very much hunny xxx
[SIZE=1]you miserable old hag[/SIZE]
banned#40
jellybaby22;2984649
:shock: well that was uncalled for.....a hag ..yes, miserable...yes.....but old.....that hurt..:cry:

LOOOOOOOOOL

Well dont forget...your older than me :p xxxxxxxxxxx

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