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Feeling pants today... whos about

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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
Im home today, not feeling too good. Wondering whos about today to keep me amused on here! Some funny pics and jokes would be good.

Whats everyone up to on this Sunday?
Any HUKD Gossip?
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
lolllllllll awwwwww i need gossip, will get me through the day!
banned#2
Hi, hope you get better soon x x
#3
What, you want to see if I'm around so you can feel my pants....

pm pics first plz. :thumbsup:
#4
Hey DLM,

U ok sweetheart?

Think im gonna have to turn off pc, its an effort to type. feel so lethargic. So if i dont reply ive gone for sleep and will catch up with you in PM later..

xxx
#5
jtx
What, you want to see if I'm around so you can feel my pants....

pm pics first plz. :thumbsup:


loll:w00t:
banned#6
pcnutta
Hey DLM,

U ok sweetheart?

Think im gonna have to turn off pc, its an effort to type. feel so lethargic. So if i dont reply ive gone for sleep and will catch up with you in PM later..

xxx


I'm not too bad.

Keep warm & drink lot's of hot drink's x x
#7
hey you not to good then Have a :friends: We are going to a family BBQ wow what fun ..............not!:x Take care
#8
A male and female driver are involved in a horrific collision. As they crawl from the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and beautiful. She turns to him and gushes breathily: “We shouldn’t have survived that. Maybe it’s a sign from God that we’re meant to be together!”
The man stammers back, “Oh yes, I agree completely!”
“And look,” she continues. “Though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine is intact, too! It’s another sign. Let’s drink to our love!”
“Well, OK!’ says the man. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half and hands it back.
“Your turn,” he says.
“No, thanks,” says the woman, “I think I’ll just wait for the police.”
#9
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”

His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife and say, ‘How about it … " and she’s always sound asleep.
#10
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me.”

Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.

“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone. “This is our most rigorous program.”

“Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”

The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, you are mine!!!”

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