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:giggle: After some careful thought, (no it didnt hurt!) and someone saying i showed my true colours in the old debate thread i thought id make this thread :) Please note, female has been named fir… Read More
Joshanna Avatar
1d, 4m agoPosted 1 decade, 4 months ago
:giggle: After some careful thought, (no it didnt hurt!) and someone saying i showed my true colours in the old debate thread i thought id make this thread :)

Please note, female has been named first in the title, as we always have the last word, and are simply the better sex.
Not going to "debate" about that anyway as i won the last argument :prop:

So, any debates that might get either side riled up, go ahead :)
Joshanna Avatar
1d, 4m agoPosted 1 decade, 4 months ago
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#1
Women Drivers........ Shesh! :lol:









Going now!
#2
Good time to depart :giggle:
Im an ace driver, end of :giggle: although i can think of a couple of people here who would disagree :giggle:
suspended#3
Magistrate: 'But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn't you give her half the road?'
Motorist: 'I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.'
#4
Putting make up on at the lights.... annoying (and usually pink) teddies that sit on your parcel shelf and obscure your rear view, to which you reply "I don't use them anyway, I've already been there what do I need to know whats going on behind me for".

Chicks! :rolleyes:
#5
MinstrelMan
Putting make up on at the lights.... annoying (and usually pink) teddies that sit on your parcel shelf and obscure your rear view, to which you reply "I don't use them anyway, I've already been there what do I need to know whats going on behind me for".

Chicks! :rolleyes:


:giggle: ok, i do admit i do have a pink little miss in my car :oops: so predicatable, but, not in the back, its in the front :)

And, besdies, my mums always told me never to worry about the car behind, they hit me, its there fault anyway :)
But, i do look behind all the time, just natural, plus being female im nosey :prop:
#6
Joshanna
i do look behind all the time, just natural, plus being female im nosey :prop:


Granted..... you're not wrong there.


Women? What is your obsession with tupperware?
#7
MinstrelMan
Granted..... you're not wrong there.


Women? What is your obsession with tupperware?


Some stange women you must know, tupperware doesnt bother me either way, but if its tuppperware partys, right up my street :giggle:
#8
Joshanna
Some stange women you must know, tupperware doesnt bother me either way, but if its tuppperware partys, right up my street :giggle:


Only if its combined with an ann sumers party eh?

You're too young to understand, its when you reach a certain age you become obsessed with it.
#9
MinstrelMan
Only if its combined with an ann sumers party eh?



What else :giggle:
#10
........... :roll:
#11
Theres some nice rooms at travel lodge y'know! :|
#12
grdesign
Theres some nice rooms at travel lodge y'know! :|


You'd be the person to know wouldnt you :)
#13
Is a combined tupperware and ann summers party one of them S&M PVC parties?
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#14
suchafunkymonkey
Is a combined tupperware and ann summers party one of them S&M PVC parties?
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[SIZE=2]I was going to make a joke about keeping it fresh for up to 7 days....[/SIZE]


:lol:

Noooooooooooooooooooooo! don't go there.
#15
Always having the last word - Who decided that should be the case I wonder?
#16
suchafunkymonkey
Is a combined tupperware and ann summers party one of them S&M PVC parties?
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[SIZE=2]I was going to make a joke about keeping it fresh for up to 7 days....[/SIZE]


Well, even though you didnt make it it still made me have a quick laugh :)
#17
Women have a unique ability to have a conversation with you in their head and if they disagree with your opinion in that imaginary conversation they can hold it against you.

My missus started an arguement over something she'd imagined me saying (she later admitted that). Didn't bother me though, all I heard was meh meh meh meh meh, told you before, mehe meh meh meh freekick to Newcastle.
#18
What's the biggest tupperware box you can get to keep it fresh?!

Joshy will get what I mean here and no, in no way am I saying I got a foot long schlong!
#19
grdesign
What's the biggest tupperware box you can get to keep it fresh?!

Joshy will get what I mean here and no, in no way am I saying I got a foot long schlong!


It's not the footlong schlong that worries me, it's the fact you can take it off and put it in a box.... :?
#20
suchafunkymonkey
Women have a unique ability to have a conversation with you in their head and if they disagree with your opinion in that imaginary conversation they can hold it against you.

My missus started an arguement over something she'd imagined me saying (she later admitted that). Didn't bother me though, all I heard was meh meh meh meh meh, told you before, mehe meh meh meh freekick to Newcastle.


Women that think they know about football!!! ARGH!!!!!
#21
MinstrelMan
Women that think they know about football!!! ARGH!!!!!


I meant I was watching the football but listening to the key points of the arguement so I could nod in the right places and give her the impression I was listening. :prop:
#22
suchafunkymonkey
I meant I was watching the football but listening to the key points of the arguement so I could nod in the right places and give her the impression I was listening. :prop:


You need to teach me how to do that, I'm not one for subtlty so i just tell them to shut up.
#23
This thread is turning into one where men come to moan :shock:

And, i thought it was women who did the moaning, obviously not!
#24
Joshanna
This thread is turning into one where men come to moan :shock:

And, i thought it was women who did the moaning, obviously not!


They do lots of moaning. Refer back to the 'keeping it fresh' post. :lol:
#25
Joshanna
This thread is turning into one where men come to moan :shock:

And, i thought it was women who did the moaning, obviously not!



Shush woman!!!



Know Your Limits! :lol:
#26
grdesign
What's the biggest tupperware box you can get to keep it fresh?!


The biggest tupperware boxes i've ever seen were the ones in an episode of Eerie Indiana called Forever Ware :prop:
#27
Is there a tupperware box, say, I dunno, big enough to fit a small person in so you can keep the person fresh and take her out the box when you want a little treat?

Put the person back in the box and put her away when you feel you over indulged and are starting to get the 'nagging' feeling?
#28
MBeeching
The biggest tupperware boxes i've ever seen were the ones in an episode of Eerie Indiana called Forever Ware :prop:


I remember that, that's when the mum kept the kids in the giant tupperware boxes.:p
#29
Hundreds of thousands of years of opression have yet to show their true colours, this is all just a preamble to their evil plans...
Bear in mind you can make a baby with 2 female eggs these days, we're not needed procreation wise anymore...
So with that in mind, pls everyone applaud that the average female earns £23k in the UK and average male earns £32k, this is more than mere male superiority but part of the plan to try and keep the female gender in their place...








Joke :prop:
1 Like #30
Women, more specifically MY woman :

* Cannot steer a shopping trolley to save her life, leaves it in the middle of the aisle blocking other shoppers paths.

* Puts stuff in the shopping trolley as she finds it in store, 3 litre bottles of squash go on top of eggs, yoghourt and bread.

* Similarly, puts shopping away anywhere there's a space.

* Reads a paper and NEVER puts it back in a readable state.

* Tells me the endings of films I haven't seen yet "Oh is this the one where she dies at the end?"

* Complains that *I* never tidy up after me, leaving me to clean our kitchen after she cooks.

* Never recycles anything, I have to sort cans and cardboard out of the bin.

* Never puts fizzy drink bottle lids back on tight.

* Always demands sex when *I* have a headache.

* Is NEVER wrong.
#31
BECKYBOO
I remember that, that's when the mum kept the kids in the giant tupperware boxes.:p


You're absolutely correct - Now everyone must go watch it http://youtube.com/watch?v=O4PyleMthQI so we can continue this lively topic about tupperware.

Then everyone can go on a mission to find the best price on Eerie Indiana :)
#32
"
* Is NEVER wrong."
Hah! Would seem to lead to another argument.. guys are better at sarcasm :D
#33
You obviously havent met me then :)
#34
Really? I'd never have guessed :P
#35
:giggle: so funny, my sides almost split :roll: :giggle:
#36
Totally. I can't possibly outdo you.
#37
ANTsolutly :)
#38
I cant believe you brought that up.. Tis so out
#39
I know its out of date, but oh well, im bored, and it was outwardly fun :)
#40
OK... so I'm just reading this thread so I can post a reply, get to the second page and get interrupted by a PM from Joshanna so I have to go and gead it because of the little pop-up thing...

Joshanna
Cummon i made a thread just as you had suggested it, better get adding to it :giggle:


I was just reading the thread, and I had to go all the way to my inbox so she could tell me to read the thread which I only wasn't reading because I was reading her PM telling me to go and read the ruddy thread!!

:roll: Women...

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