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Feminism causes Global warming

MikeL Avatar
6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
Not sure where this report stems from but:-

WOMEN who know their place emit less carbon dioxide than uppity madames with so-called careers, it was confirmed last night.
The Institute for Studies found that staying at home with children and not driving a stylish city-car produced a smaller carbon footprint than rushing around in a natty suit while using a mobile phone to arrange marketing strategies.
Professor Jim Wilkie said: "Woman who know their place are on average 40% less carboniferous than women who think they are just as good as me.
Professor Wilkie said the emissions caused by decent women were sustainable, including Friday night sex with a low energy light on, though more work was needed to control the pollution caused by the baking of delicious pies.
And he stressed that women had a crucial role to play in the fight against global warming, adding: "Let's not forget that men can only save the planet if we have a clean shirt and a decent breakfast."
But chirpy feminist "Our Gina" criticised the report, adding: "It is every woman's right to drive a Freelander and fly to New York for business shopping.
"We can only achieve true equality when we can stand shoulder-to-shoulder with men, look at the cataclysmic destruction of the world's ecosystem and proudly proclaim that at least half of it was our fault."
But Professor Wilkie insisted: "Whilst "Our Gina" makes some interesting points, it's not getting the tea made is it?

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MikeL Avatar
6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Haha in a small way its true like mortgages.
banned#2
http://www.adrants.com/images/women_place.gif
banned#3
Women are to blame for all the worlds problems :p
#4
DLM
Women are to blame for all the worlds problems :p


You admit it then :?
banned#5
renown
You admit it then :?


I do, come and spank me :p
#6
All that bra burning may not have helped the ozone layer either!!
banned#7
muckypup
All that bra burning may not have helped the ozone layer either!!


I would never burn my bras.

I can't afford to.

Maybe a pair of my 20p knickers from Tesco :-D

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