A feminist gets on a bus and is disgusted when a little old man stands up to give her his seat. "Patronising old fool," she mutters as she pushes him back down. A minute later, another woman gets on and the old man rises to his feet once again. "Male chauvanist pig," seethes the feminist as she pushes him back down again. The bus stops again, another woman gets on and again the old man tries to stand up. "You're living in the Stone Age," she hisses. "For God's sake," says the old man. "Will you please let me get off? I've already missed three stops."