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Fifty dollars is fifty dollars !

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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Fifty dollars is fifty dollars

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, Esther,Id like to ride in that helicopter.

Esther always replied, I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars

One year Esther and Morris went to fair, and Morris said, Esther, Im 85 years old. If I dont ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.

To this, Esther replied, Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

The pilot overheard the couple and said, Folks Ill make you a deal. Ill take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and dont say a word I wont charge you a penny! But if you say one word its fifty dollars.

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didnt. Im impressed!

Morris replied, Well, to tell the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!

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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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banned#2
what happened to the pilot? did he get accused of manslaughter?
#3
PeePeeHILL;3430159
what happened to the pilot? did he get accused of manslaughter?

... I think in this instance the pilot became the town hero .. ! lol
#4
lol thats good
banned#5
i like that one LOL :thumbsup:
#6
:giggle:
banned#7
What an inconsiderate pilot!

Did she survive?
#8
guv;3430834
What an inconsiderate pilot!

Did she survive?

............... well tbh up until today the truth of the matter is nobody really knows ... the poor thing is said to have fallen somewhere in here .. .............
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#9
just read it and ended up spilling my cup of tea over myself!! :oops:

:giggle::giggle:
banned#10
vix_xx
just read it and ended up spilling my cup of tea over myself!! :oops:

:giggle::giggle:


hey again :thumbsup:

erm, i have learnt not to drink hot drinks whilst reading :oops:

nice to see you again, come join in the chat x

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