Two (insert town, city or country of your choice) friends are walking home from the local pub when one of them drops to the pavemant holding his chest.
His friend quickly grabs the mobile phone and
The Operator immediately asks:
'What is the emergency and where are you?'
The friend replies:
'I don't know what happened, we were walking
Home on Eucalyptus Street and my friend grabbed
His chest and fell down!'
The operator asked:
'How do you spell the name of that street?'
The phone seemed to go dead.
The operator now really concerned kept shouting
Because she could hear him panting!
Finally he came back on the line and said:
'Okay..I dragged him over to Oak street...