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Two (insert town, city or country of your choice) friends are walking home from the local pub when one of them drops to the pavemant holding his chest. His friend quickly grabs the mobile phone an… Read More
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9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
Two (insert town, city or country of your choice) friends are walking home from the local pub when one of them drops to the pavemant holding his chest.
His friend quickly grabs the mobile phone and
Dials 999
The Operator immediately asks:
'What is the emergency and where are you?'
The friend replies:
'I don't know what happened, we were walking
Home on Eucalyptus Street and my friend grabbed
His chest and fell down!'
The operator asked:
'How do you spell the name of that street?'
The phone seemed to go dead.
The operator now really concerned kept shouting
Because she could hear him panting!

Finally he came back on the line and said:

'Okay..I dragged him over to Oak street...
that's O-A-K.'
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9y, 2m agoPosted 9 years, 2 months ago
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#1
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#2
:D lol
#3
lol :)
#4
Did he survive?
#5
Lol. :)
#6
big smile :-D
#7
I was laughing by the time I got to 'choice'.:p
Rest of the joke was quite funny as well.
:lol:
#8
LOL :-D

Especially liked the "insert town, city or country of your choice" bit!!!!! :whistling:
#9
suze
LOL :-D

Especially liked the "insert town, city or country of your choice" bit!!!!! :whistling:


After reading all of the comments on the thread with liverpool in the joke, I can see why that was added to the joke!
#10
kelly_o_fanatic
After reading all of the comments on the thread with liverpool in the joke, I can see why that was added to the joke!


exactly!!! ;-)

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