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First item to your left is now your only weapon in a zombie apocalypse....

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5y, 8m agoPosted 5 years, 8 months ago
due to a mixture of being bored and putting of coursework, lets say a zombie invasion happened now and you could only use the first thing to your left...what is it?

for me, ive got a pillow...gonna be the weirdest pillow fight ive ever had!
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5y, 8m agoPosted 5 years, 8 months ago
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#1
sorted. air pistol.
#2
a Blackberry.. :(
banned 1 Like #3
an empty pot of pringles :/
1 Like #4
The misses!
1 Like #5
Box of tissues...

I have a cold ok!
#6
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ndp05o0-7b4/TXFe8UqSTTI/AAAAAAAABNA/cfDsFuvlqjU/s400/look%2BAt%2BYour%2BLeft%2B-%2BWeapons%2BFor%2BZombie%2BApocalypse.jpg

here was the image lol, forgot to put in....
2 Likes #7
A coaster that says 'Special Friend' on it.

That would confuse the heck out of a zombie.
#8
The wife
#9
I have the choice of a miniature dachshund or a 6 year old child, although to be fair, my 6 year old is a bit of a dark horse and I reckon could take a good few zombies down if it came to it.

Scratch that, I am doomed, turns out the wee one brought a doll to bed tonight, so my weapon is in fact a 12 inch long baby doll.

Edited By: Skyebee on Mar 15, 2011 23:49
1 Like #10
http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/usb_squid.jpg
#11
Glass of water
banned#12
http://www.stablecroft.com/images/s0704820-lg.jpg
#13
Either, a small knife, an escrima stick, a tub of tiger balm or a can of deodorant.

Hmm, shame I couldn`t use what`s to my right... ;)
2 Likes #14
A torch ...so basically (based on the above posts) we could entice them with some pringles,blind them with a torch,bash them with a pillow,shoot them with an air pistol,clean up with some tissues and wonkeys missus could then call for help on the Blackberry lol
#15
To my left, my asthma pump, my wallet, my lg and motorola mobile phones, my 360 controller and a book about C++
2 Likes #16
http://www.webdesign-guru.co.uk/icon/wp-content/uploads/whitewall.jpg

I think i might be in trouble...
banned#17
golemsmate
http://www.webdesign-guru.co.uk/icon/wp-content/uploads/whitewall.jpg

I think i might be in trouble...


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
#18
A decanter and a few glasses...
I don't think that's going to do much X)
[mod]#19
A bottle of childrens Nurofen oO
#20
A kitten. I'm sorted.
#21
orange peel
1 Like #22
http://www.dressingupboxonline.co.uk/images/products/1sg029_lg.jpg
1 Like #23
im screwed a 4gb micro sd, suppose i could jam it up there nose
#24
A bomb proof laptop with a handle makes for easy zombie head-bashing...
#25
Crowman
Either, a small knife, an escrima stick, a tub of tiger balm or a can of deodorant.

Hmm, shame I couldn`t use what`s to my right... ;)



nowt to my left but a kids chair (many kali sticks to my right though) and a sword in the bedroom just in case it does really happen. :D
#26
A throw :(
1 Like #27
Not looking good for me, 2011 census, been meaning to fill it out all day. I guess I could try to give them a paper cut (painful)
#28
no1john
Not looking good for me, 2011 census, been meaning to fill it out all day. I guess I could try to give them a paper cut (painful)


We're having a party on 27th.
Going to put everybody on the form.:p
#29
A headphone case. And it's a soft one too. There might be a usb stick in it. Does that count as it's possibly 2 items...
#30
whatsThePoint
oh great, all i have to defend myself with is a headless corpse :|
WTF oO
#31
a bowl, guess i can use it to eat food from it?
#32
A pair of pink fluffy earmuffs and the worst thing is they dont even do their job properly, so i will die looking ridiculous with cold ears

Edited By: micoo on Mar 16, 2011 01:04
1 Like #33
The mrs, zombies are scared of gingers right?
1 Like #34
TV remote, put the horror channel on and make them feel at home.
#35
A4 paper :/
#36
A plastic spork.... oh ****!
#37
A tissue. And it's not even Bounty so i'm screwed.
#38
a lamp and a printer will do nicely for me
#39
A mirror covered with some funny smelling white powder...aah I can talk sh*t to them 'til they get bored.
#40
P90 Marui Automatic Electric Gun, similar to this but uprated lol

http://neoairsoft.home.comcast.net/~neoairsoft/p90/1.jpg

Edited By: Chuckles1001 on Mar 16, 2011 03:46

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