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Flat stomach!!!

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banned8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad
bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried
about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him..

The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'

The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes
I have to get on top of it and help flatten it..'


'Your wasting your time,' said the boy.

'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.

'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her
knees and blows it right back up.'
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banned8y, 5m agoPosted 8 years, 5 months ago
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#1
thats just wrong.
#2
:whistling:offensive
banned#3
Mclovin
thats just wrong.


No its true! It happened to me!

Well, maybe not!:p

skusey
:whistling:offensive


Gordon Bennett...... You can talk!!!
#4
heard it before :whistling:
#5
skusey
:whistling:offensive


lol check the PC police, gotta love the curtain twichters.
#6
classic joke
#7
like I said before, could you put a picture of your self up, so I can laugh at something since that joke was not funny :)
#8
black gerbil1
like I said before, could you put a picture of your self up, so I can laugh at something since that joke was not funny :)


Just laugh at the donkey on the avatar.
banned#9
Abvance
Just laugh at the donkey on the avatar.


Or I could cut and paste some of BG serious posts. They are normally pretty amusing!

Problem here of course - he was just too young to understand it!
#10
:lol: :giggle:
#11
black gerbil1
like I said before, could you put a picture of your self up, so I can laugh at something since that joke was not funny :)


I saw the thread about pictures being sent to people, I lolled heartly.
#12
lol i love that one have some rep

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