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Fly Left Open

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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
The manager hired a new secretary. He was young, smart, handsome and polite.

One day while taking dictation he noticed the managers fly was open. When he was leaving the room he courteously said "Oh by the way sir did you know that your barracks door is open?

The manager did not understand the secretarys remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling him in he asked "By the way Mr. Jones when you saw my barracks door open did you also see a soldier standing at attention?

The secretary, who was also quite witty replied "Why no sir. All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.
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8y, 8m agoPosted 8 years, 8 months ago
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#1
Very good!!:-D
[helper]#2
There is an alternative version - where the secretary says he left the garage door open. The boss later says "Did you see a power red Jaguar with a hard top?"

The secretary replies "No but I did see a small Volkswagon Beetle with two flat tyres....."
#3
*cackles.

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