Woo this is my tenth post - muhahah.
Promoted to the league of the mighty matchstick. :evil:
I thought in celebration of this occasion i would tell a matchstick joke but sadly, even after looking on z internet - all of 50 seconds in google, it appears that jokes about matchsticks don't exist.
Thus i propose a quest for any of you hotukdeals folks to come up with the first and possible the greatest ever matchstick joke.