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Woo this is my tenth post - muhahah. Promoted to the league of the mighty matchstick. :evil: I thought in celebration of this occasion i would tell a matchstick joke but sadly, even after lookin…
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1d, 1y agoPosted 1 decade, 1 year ago
Woo this is my tenth post - muhahah.
Promoted to the league of the mighty matchstick. :evil:

I thought in celebration of this occasion i would tell a matchstick joke but sadly, even after looking on z internet - all of 50 seconds in google, it appears that jokes about matchsticks don't exist.

Thus i propose a quest for any of you hotukdeals folks to come up with the first and possible the greatest ever matchstick joke.

Byeeee.
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1d, 1y agoPosted 1 decade, 1 year ago
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[admin]#1
:D

Hmmm well I know a trick with a matchstick does that count?
#2

Thus i propose a quest for any of you hotukdeals folks to come up with the first and possible the greatest ever matchstick joke.

Well strike a light :roll: how are we gonna find a matchstick joke?

Hehe


Hmmm well I know a trick with a matchstick does that count?

Does it involve making a flame appear on the end of a stick?

:pirate:
#3
I think the best matchstick trick these days is to see one that posts more than 10 posts...:D c'mon guys where's your sense of shame? why not give a little effort and do 11 or way heh even 12 (not 13 because that's unlucky). You know if you only put in the minimum effort at things you won't amount to much in life :shock:
#4
Good one :lol:

Let the pilot light lead the way hehe... Nice encouragement [13 is cool though :)]
#5
I'm still a wannabe matchstick
#6
What about...Your so short, you could pole-vault with a match stick
#7
I've got one about a cocktail stick

A tramp walks into a pub.

'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.

The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.

The barman is confused but wants to get rid of the tramp so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.

5 mins later, another tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps'.

The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a cocktail stick'.

The barman is more confused but just wants a quiet life so gives him a cocktail stick and tells him to get lost.

5 mins later, a third tramp walks into the pub. 'Get out' says the barman, 'we don't serve tramps, I've already told your mates to get lost'.

The tramp says ' I don't want a drink, I just want a straw'.

Now the barman is even more confused. 'What the hell do you want a straw for?' says the barman.

'Well' says the tramp, 'someone been sick outside and all the good bits have already gone'.
#8
class :thumbsup:
#9
:D love the joke susannah30! lol
#10
Freebie_Fetish
:D c'mon guys where's your sense of shame? why not give a little effort and do 11 or way heh even 12 (not 13 because that's unlucky). You know if you only put in the minimum effort at things you won't amount to much in life :shock:

So... If 13's so unlucky are we going to do a by-pass from 12 to 14 in the freebie forum? :wink:
#11
Haha, nice one, susannah30!:)
#12
My Matchstick contribution:

Esther Cohen was testing her 2nd grade class's imagination. She put her hand in a box, removed something without the class seeing what it was, put her hand behind and asked "Class I am holding something in my hand, its round, red and is edible, what is it? Several hands went up.

Esther said, "Yes Robert".
Robert, "is it an apple?"
Esther replied, "No Robert, who else can try?"
Peter called out, "its an orange."
The young teacher said, "No."
James shouted, "it's a tomato!"
"Very good James, that's correct", the teacher answered.

Little Johnny's hand shot up as he said "Miss Cohen, I also want to test the class's imagination" Esther, reluctant to call on Johnny due to his propensity to use foul language, said "okay, go ahead". Johnny putting his hand in his trousers pocket says, "I am holding something in my hand, its three inches long and has a head, what is it?" The class was quite and no one had their hand up. The teacher thought quickly and said in a disgusted voice, "Johnny sit down and keep quite, I don't want any of your silly jokes."

Johnny, smiling removes his hand from his pocket and says, "it's a match stick, Miss Cohen you have a lot of imagination."



If you are ok with reading something a bit rude (again another matchstick joke) click here:

http://www.funny.com/_star/Jokes/0/C5LPQ.html[/url]
#13
Wish there was a test forum or similar to hide my shameful 10 posts!

http://www.matchstickrockets.com/howto.html
#14
Jaffo
Wish there was a test forum or similar to hide my shameful 10 posts!

http://www.matchstickrockets.com/howto.html
Sadly, I remember doing this when I was a teenager :roll:

:)
#15
Q. What is the best way to light a fire with two sticks?
A. Make sure one of them is a matchstick.

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