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For Valentines day ... An Aussie Love Story

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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago
.An Aussie Love Story

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of
impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite Anzac
bickies wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with
even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled
downstairs. With laboured breath, he leaned against the door-frame, gazing
into the kitchen.
Were it not for deaths agony, he would have thought himself already in
heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were
literally hundreds of his favourite Anzac bickies.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his devoted Aussie
wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table,
landing on his knees in rumpled posture. His aged and withered hand
towards a biscuit at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked
his wife with a spatula.................
**** off she said, theyre for the funeral.
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7y, 8m agoPosted 7 years, 8 months ago

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Oh man, that's bad... lol
nice one x x x x x

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