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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." Lynn Lavner "It isn't premarital sex if you have … Read More
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5m, 1w agoPosted 5 months, 1 week ago
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."

Lynn Lavner

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
?George Burns

??"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." ?
Sharon Stone

?"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-%#%#*."
Jack Nicholson

?"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
?Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

??"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's ?genitals through his wallet." ?Robin Williams ???"

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." ?
Robert De Niro

???"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a **** and only enough blood to run one at a time." ?Robin Williams

?"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." ?Joan Rivers

???Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences ?money can buy. ?Steve Martin

?You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. ?
Elmo Phillips

???"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
?Oscar Wilde
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5m, 1w agoPosted 5 months, 1 week ago
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#1
Brilliant
2 Likes #2
women complain about childbirth being painful, being kicked in the ***s is far worse. you never hear of a man wanting to go through it for a 2nd 3rd or 4th time.
#3
Why the random question marks?
#4
So....... that wobbly shiver when you see or meet someone ......isn't that just common sense leaving your body?
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shadey12
women complain about childbirth being painful, being kicked in the ***s is far worse. you never hear of a man wanting to go through it for a 2nd 3rd or 4th time.


you may not get a choice, check out the queue at your front door :p
1 Like #6
will not read until all unnecessary question marks removed.
#7
marcb4617
Why the random question marks?


He's questioning the validity of the thread
#8
Many a true word..........................

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