"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
??"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." ?
?"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-%#%#*."
?"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
?Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
??"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's ?genitals through his wallet." ?Robin Williams ???"
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." ?
Robert De Niro
???"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a **** and only enough blood to run one at a time." ?Robin Williams
?"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." ?Joan Rivers
???Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences ?money can buy. ?Steve Martin
?You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. ?
???"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."