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Free £1 code to splurge at sendit.com if........

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5y, 10m agoPosted 5 years, 10 months ago
you can tell me the best dirty joke of the day!!

GO!!!!!
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5y, 10m agoPosted 5 years, 10 months ago
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#1
Your mother
#2
nice try but thats a lazy one , need to do better
banned 2 Likes #3
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
#4
£1 http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee196/kriza75/PC%20GIF/laugh.gif
2 Likes #5
Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A: we need some support or people are going to think were nuts
#6
it was a close call but riteondeals is the winner
#7
peterjmay
it was a close call but riteondeals is the winner


It was close? There was only 2 jokes X)
#8
nikkib123
peterjmay
it was a close call but riteondeals is the winner


It was close? There was only 2 jokes X)


lol :p
#9
I think my joke was to funny.
2 Likes #10
farhadmaster
I think my joke was to funny.

Yeah if your about 13 . . . . . . oh wait!
suspended#11
A pig rolled in mud
banned#12
hahaha thanks a whole pound :)
banned#13
"Talk dirty to me"

"Jobie"
banned#14
my daughter got fingered whilst watching countdown the other day, 8 letters, very good i said.
#15
DangerGod
my daughter got fingered whilst watching countdown the other day, 8 letters, very good i said.



I don't get it... Sounds a little sick anyway???
banned#16
Chiptivo
DangerGod
my daughter got fingered whilst watching countdown the other day, 8 letters, very good i said.



I don't get it... Sounds a little sick anyway???


My daughter got ''fingered''(<<< an 8 letter word,yes?) whilst watching countdown.

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