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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
That's right, 2100 MS Points. Because I can't sell them, I'll just give them away.

All you have to do is say something funny or entertaining that you've done or thats happened to you.

Have fun. Draw will be done using random.org at around 9pm tonight so get posting!
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6y, 10m agoPosted 6 years, 10 months ago
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#1
in a football match, i was one on one with the keeper and i just fell on the ball when i tried to do the trick.

It was one of those where you had to be there to get it.
I still hear about this.
#2
On saturday night was out with the lads - we got very very ******. At the end of the night one of the lads (who is a real tightwad) didnt wana pay for a taxi cos the night bus stops 15 mins away from his house so he got that instead. Got a phone call from his on Sunday morning - he got on the bus no problems but missed his stop cos he fell asleep (he was very ****** in fairness to him), he ended up at John Lennon airport which is about 6 miles from his house. Because there was no bus due he decided to run the whole way home - remember he was ******, had only a shortsleeve shirt on, and it was freezing! Anyway he ran the whole 6 miles and got to his street, turned the corner and tripped on the step and knocked both his front teeth out!

Lesson learnt - a taxi is not as expensive as getting your front teeth replaced
#3
I made the mistake of laughing at a friend who nearly fell over on the ice on saturday night..you can guess what happened to me 2 seconds later :P
#4
Got nothing funny to say, but my avy is hot :thumbsup:
#5
After the Champions League final in Istanbul I was walking out of the stadium and spotted Robbie Fowler walking with the rest of the general public. In my deliriously happy/incredibly overtired state I decided to run up to him and hug him rather too enthusiastically. Fortunately he didn't have a baodyguard or anything, but I don't think he appreciated it. He didn't hug back.
#6
2) Was on a french trip with school.. And we were going to this town hall thing to meet with some french children but we all had to draw french moustaches on our faces.. you know the twiddly ones.. well I couldnt see myself getting it right.. and we were late anyway so I said to my friend could he do it.. got to the town hall and were all grinning about our moustaches.. everyone seemed to be laughing a little bit too much.. teachers up ahead.. and when we get inside all the children turn round, and all at once start looking at me..
I'm oblivious to why, and just assume it's because I'm english..
Anyway it gets worse.. were all getting these silly awards.. and mine is the most embarrassing it could be ( especially cos there were loads of fit girls there at the time) - most smelly shi**s :( lol
Well when I go on stage to get my "award" all my class are laughing at me and all the french children and giving me dirty looks. After I exit the stage, I go to the bathroom and I can't beleive it, low and behold, my friends have drawn a HITLER MOUSTACHE on me!!! I've never had the mick taken out of me so much ( didn't help that i didn't realise till then) and I was so embarrassed! Permanant marker as well so it was really hard to get off!
I can see the funny side now though LOL
#7
In for the win, not got much to say that's funny, apart from peoples attitudes tonight to people being nice. Good gesture, hope things have been better over the last few months for you.

The only real joke atm is Liverpool football club :cry:
#8
I once held a cough in during a lecture because was too embaressed and i ended up throwing up in front of everyone instead. :oops:
#9
Tanchi
Got nothing funny to say, but my avy is hot :thumbsup:


snapadoodle :p

failed to catch the basketball at sunday training, went straight through my hands and hit me in the face
#10
i fell asleep in work today in a presentation about first aid, and was woken up by the lady giving the presentation as my snoring was distracting her...and then had to sit beside her during the coffee break.
#11
not funny as such (for me anyway)

but i got thrown in the air by a falling pallet at work and landed on my head knocking myself out

when i came round i was spouting all sorts of mumbo jumbo my workmates thought it was hilarious and said it should be on you've been framed :)
#12
Lonsdale clothes are top quality.
#13
setting the alarm of today on the new car and not knowing how to turn the bloody thing of in the end i walked away pretending the cars not mine oops
#14
General capers -

1 upcoming birthday, 1 Peugeot 106, 9 meters of wrapping paper at 3p a roll (Cheers Tesco/HUKD!) and about half hours work~ - 27p

1 Giftwrapped 106, and one speechless mate - Priceless.

http://i49.tinypic.com/2hn2b6o.jpg
#15
Once when I was low on money in New York, I broke into a theatre to crash for the night, the next morning I had a poo on the floor and wiped my bum on the dress curtain.
#16
thegroutch
Rangers in the Champion's League :-D


"All you have to do is say something funny or entertaining that you've done or thats happened to you"

:p
#17
funny
#18
How gutted are you for Wayne Bridge? He's second choice even with the missus.
#19
Adam2050
How gutted are you for Wayne Bridge? He's second choice even with the missus.


lol apparently he is refusing to play for england for as long as john terry is in the squad ----------------


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apparently the england fans are hoping he also has an affair with emile heskeys wife
#20
Every science teacher has done it at least once - gone and carried out the very act that you are explaining to your class that they absolutely mustn't do as they will get hurt/burnt/dissolved.

Mine was to show that you mustn't push a glass tube through a bung; you must twist, because it will break with a push and you are quite likely to then stab your hand with a jagged tube.:oops:

At least I never picked up a red hot tripod!!
#21
I'm in.

Done lots of stupid/funny things, but can't remember half of them!

I remember though at my first MOT I couldn't work out how to pop my bonnet... I knew where the release was, but didn't know to pull it towards me lmao, felt like such a tool, was panicking big time too.

Oh, and when I played football (keeper) one match we played was on a really tiny pitch and it was bucketing down! Like torrential rain, the pitch was practically a lake and the box was my personal swimming pool, but the ball just skidded along the surface and the mud was brutal.

Anyway, they had a goal kick and I was on the 6 yd line, saw it was heading my way so decided to come out for it. The ball hit the ground in front of the box but found the only solid spot of ground and totally bounced me and went in...

I wasn't very popular that day with my team... One of the worst games of my life.
#22
Once was working at a chocolate factory and I was introduced to the staff shop... well, I couldn't believe it... there was all sorts for pennies - choccies, drinks, pasta sauces, fish food, lol!

I went mad and had my hands totally full. Went to the counter with my goodies and managed to drop a jar of pasta sauce on the floor and it smashed to smitherines. The person running the shop started flapping - "Oh my GOD! What am I going to do?! I'm going to have to shut the shop!!"

At that, the other jar prompty rolled off my pile and smashed to bits on the floor aswell....

My work-mate was laughing his head off - the shop got closed for a couple of hours, and I didn't dare go back in after that, haha! :)
#23
[size="5"]celtic[/size]
#24
joined in with the year 11s playing Dodgeball today in PE and got nailed in the face and knocked down.
Ouch.

Kudos on the give away :)
#25
One new years eve i ran round the corner to asda in nothing more than by boxers to bang on the door and ask for dohnuts. Lol
#26
being a student i got my roomate to shave my hair today so i cud use the money from a haircut to buy vodka. turns out my getting your friend to shave your head is not a good idea as now my head looks like a bollock.


anyway to get revenge i just stole his keys and put them in a block of ice... took him 15 minutes to get them out....
#27
Buying you mate four shots last night - - roughly £6

Watching him miss his seat as he goes to sit down and lands flat out on the dancefloor - - Priceless


Nice Gesture OP. Repped
#28
Walking through town very drunk on a mad friday, turned in the pavement, started walking backwards to talk to a mate, ended up toppling over a dustbin and landing straight on my backside - even the riot police a few metres away found it funny!
banned#29
First gym lesson in primary school, no one told me how to get undressed so I followed what everyone else was doing but didn't notice they were all keeping their underwear on and proceeded to take mine right off.
#30
i probably wont win but who cares so here goes

was at a party a while back and a friend of mine was a bit hammered and first started trying to do backflips round this room crammed with people - this ending up with about half the tables smashed and half the room destroyed. Then i after being chucked out decide to (while p*****) cartwheel down this street, this is at 2.30am lol. Then we staggerd home had a bit more drink and made it an all nighter
#31
while at work, friend said to me he needs my sat nav, so i have him the keys to go get it outta my glove compartment....

after work i started up my car and the music that came on was.......BOB THE BUILDER theme was on FULL BLAST - i jumped tryna switch it down but noticed he locked the CD player, took bout 1 min to get it unlocked :oops:

as everyone looked at me laughing, i saw my mate laughin his head off in his car, he switched my CD and put the volume on full blast to the bob the builder theme...funny if it happened to someone else but as it happened to me, very embarassing :oops:
#32
Two cows in a field.
Cow 1 : "MOOOO"
Cow 2 : "I was gona say that :("
#33
Coming back from school, i discover the back door was open...
So i thought why is it open, and then decided that my mum or sister left it open and forgot...
I go upstairs into my room and then discover that my pet chickens where laying in my bed and when i saw this i had the most horrible scare, expecting my sister or something there but 3 chickens on the bed....
So i had to usher them back down into the garden and put them away for the night...
Still now it makes me laugh so much just think about it.
#34
I put hair gel on my toothbrush one morning...

Consider that my entry :)
#35
Falling off the stage while performing in a play in primary school :)
#36
Saturday just gone

Had a nose bleed for 2 hours straight and passed out:oops:

Had matching bed sheets and carpet:roll:
#37
when i was younger the wheel of a trolley broke and i fell into the freezer section LOL

it was in a safeways (old skool)

pwetty please :) xx
#38
I want it, please. i once chocked on a polo. any other mint and i might have died. that hole saved my life!!!!!!! Funny in hindsight, wasn't then. when my throat finally cleared (i was in public), an ungodly burp came out of nowhere but it SOUNDED more like i was being sick than burping. sod's law, i did this as i was passing a group of people through a doorway so they got a facefull. they weren't impressed.
#39
once out on a night out with my mates and a few other ppl i didnt know (friends of friends n all that ), got drunk and a friends mate decided to take a substance * ill keep the info on that to a min * any way later towards the end of the night he started tripping and that was the last id herd of him...

mate was telling me a few days later that he chased a midget down the road near his house saying he was a leprechaun and he wanted his pot of gold, he then took him home and put him in his cupboard. the next morning he herd the guy screaming and didn't know what it was he opened the door and the guy went storming out and called the police...

didn't know what happened to him from their, arrested for kidnap may be but was laughing my head off when mate was telling me.

Moral of the story?
drugs are baddd umm kayyy
#40
Dave9826;7732897
once out on a night out with my mates and a few other ppl i didnt know (friends of friends n all that ), got drunk and a friends mate decided to take a substance * ill keep the info on that to a min * any way later towards the end of the night he started tripping and that was the last id herd of him...

mate was telling me a few days later that he chased a midget down the road near his house saying he was a leprechaun and he wanted his pot of gold, he then took him home and put him in his cupboard. the next morning he herd the guy screaming and didn't know what it was he opened the door and the guy went storming out and called the police...

didn't know what happened to him from their, arrested for kidnap may be but was laughing my head off when mate was telling me.

Moral of the story?
drugs are baddd umm kayyy

that's a lie, i've heard that story from 3 different people who i know in the last few months.

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