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barky Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
One wife-reasonable cook,only requires occasional servicing,hates people surfing the internet while she is talking.

One 16 year old boy-recently become a recluse and is so lazy he even texts his brother in the room next door-never speaks unless the subject is warhammer or ps3.

One 14 year old boy-brilliant at DIY-has recently converted bedroom into a pigsty.

One 12 year old girl-has recently inherited mothers trait of taking 7 hours to buy a pair of shoes-only communicates via text,bebo and facebook.

One 2 year old girl-inquisitive-asks "why?" at least one thousand times per day-has a serious "timmy time" addiction.

One dalmation-clinically insane-shares its breakfast with a squirrel every morning completely unaware that squirrels are the enemy-never sleeps.

I will keep the labrador.

No returns accepted under any circumstances.
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
was almost going for that until you said no returns!

Postage?
#2
cribert
was almost going for that until you said no returns!

Postage?


Second class in large jiffy bags.
#3
I'll take the reasonable cook pls :p
#4
Marina
I'll take the reasonable cook pls :p


job lot-all or nothing
#5
Fancy a swap .... plus cash ? :giggle: I'll keep the retriever
#6
barky;6231448
job lot-all or nothing

What???? The four children come too?? Nothing it is :thumbsup: :p
#7
GoDutchGo
Fancy a swap .... plus cash ? :giggle: I'll keep the retriever


erm...no thanks
#8
barky;6231516
erm...no thanks

I'll leave the beer in the garage ... you'll have to be quick though .. my 17yr old will have it otherwise :whistling:
#9
snowflake
Can you split? If so, I'll take the 2 year old, fed up of my flipping boys, may well put them up on freecycle, got exactly the same 16 and 14 year olds i think!


must take the dalmation also
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GoDutchGo
I'll leave the beer in the garage ... you'll have to be quick though .. my 17yr old will have it otherwise :whistling:


Im only really interested in the retriever m8
1 Like #11
does the 2 year old know all episodes of timmy time off by heart - my friends 4 year old was not too impressed when i told him exactly what was going to happen next! if i can have meaningful converstions (at a 2 year old level) about timmy time at any time i choose then i'll take the 2 yr old. However if they like iggle piggle then i'll pass!
#12
babybutton
does the 2 year old know all episodes of timmy time off by heart - my friends 4 year old was not too impressed when i told him exactly what was going to happen next! if i can have meaningful converstions (at a 2 year old level) about timmy time at any time i choose then i'll take the 2 yr old. However if they like iggle piggle then i'll pass!


hates iggle piggle-timmy and mittens are her entire world at the moment
#13
Very good...same house as I live in lol
#14
I'll trade you all that for a PS3 with Warhammer (sealed) ?
#15
splatsplatsplat
I'll trade you all that for a PS3 with Warhammer (sealed) ?


Wow - the seach does work!!
I was wondering why on earth this thread turned up when I searched for 'Warhammer':w00t:

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