One wife-reasonable cook,only requires occasional servicing,hates people surfing the internet while she is talking.
One 16 year old boy-recently become a recluse and is so lazy he even texts his brother in the room next door-never speaks unless the subject is warhammer or ps3.
One 14 year old boy-brilliant at DIY-has recently converted bedroom into a pigsty.
One 12 year old girl-has recently inherited mothers trait of taking 7 hours to buy a pair of shoes-only communicates via text,bebo and facebook.
One 2 year old girl-inquisitive-asks "why?" at least one thousand times per day-has a serious "timmy time" addiction.
One dalmation-clinically insane-shares its breakfast with a squirrel every morning completely unaware that squirrels are the enemy-never sleeps.
I will keep the labrador.
No returns accepted under any circumstances.