Chickens for sale pre-licked and fingered before dispatch for guaranteed dissatisfaction. But don't tell anyone because if I get clocked I might get the sack!
Returns not accepted.
(Please note this is just for fun relating to a former member of staff at Asda on the news tonight, licking a raw chicken then putting carefully back on the shelf for one unlucky customer to purchase so please don't expire!) please see youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_obFlVxzPY