"Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years
I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Gary said and proceeded to
drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest man thingy the nurse had ever
seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then almost fell to
the floor laughing. A few minutes later she was able to regain her
composure. "I'm so sorry," said the nurse. "I don't know what came
over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen
again. Now tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Gary replied.
Things went downhill from there.