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A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (…
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was ti me to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes . As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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#2


Blimey you've got a good memory lol :thumbsup:
#3
Lol.........
banned#4
Humphman
Blimey you've got a good memory lol :thumbsup:


thanks, it makes me attractive to the opposite sex :?
#5
lumoruk
thanks, it makes me attractive to the opposite sex :?


lmao :thumbsup:
#6
lumoruk
thanks, it makes me attractive to the opposite sex :?


If thats all you have to offer, your lucky you have your gf :lol::giggle:
#7
psml lol that was funnh
banned#8
BlondeBella
If thats all you have to offer, your lucky you have your gf :lol::giggle:


:cry: remind me not to let any of my future sons meet your future daughters :roll:
#9
woohoo, someone is stalking me

ps, look out for my joke tonight, its a corker
#10
lumoruk
:cry: remind me not to let any of my future sons meet your future daughters :roll:


:lol: im only joking hun, im sure your lovely:thumbsup:
#11
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I Got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, And I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem ****** off at all. Whew! Got Away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock Cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, Cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed Twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
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mike07071964
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"


:thumbsup: good one

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