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While in China, a business man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time . A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with brig… Read More
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8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
While in China, a business man is sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time .
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'.
The man looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'.
The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure..We're going to have to amputate your penis'.
The man screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'..

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:
'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate.
Make more money, that way...
No need to opelate!'
'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.

'Yes', says the Chinese doctor,
'Youno worry!
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself!
You save money.'
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8y, 2w agoPosted 8 years, 2 weeks ago
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#1
hahaha :w00t:
banned#2
pmsl :lol:
#3
Velly Gud
#4
HA HA HA

great joke :thumbsup:
#5
nice one

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