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friday joke

magicdamo Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
There has'nt been a friday joke thread for a while so i thought i would start one so you could all add any new jokes that have been doing the rounds.
ill start with a poor one but here goes

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.
"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.
"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.
"So? Are you afraid?"
"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.
Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"
To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!"
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago

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a jewish guy, an irish guy and a gay guy walk in to a bar

the bartender looks up and says

get the **** out of here

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