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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they we… Read More
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8y, 3d agoPosted 8 years, 3 days ago
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.

'I would like it infrequently' she replied.

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered - 'Is that one word or two?'
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8y, 3d agoPosted 8 years, 3 days ago
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#1
lol ha ha
#2
:-) made me smile Thanks
#3
:lol:
#4
Like it!!
#5
Thanks for cheering me up!!
#6
i dont get it :(
#7
ilovepink
i dont get it :(


"infrequently" or "in frequently!!!"
#8
nlambert
"infrequently" or "in frequently!!!"


:thumbsup:
#9
Brilliant!!!
#10
lol!!!!!
#11
cool xxx
#12
Very Funny.:-D

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