Frog Loan - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HUKD, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HUKD app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

Frog Loan

skusey Avatar
8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief but takes a loan form out of her drawer. "May I please have your name?"

The frog puffs himself up proudly. "Kermit Jagger, my dad is Mick Jagger and I'm a friend of the bank manager."

Pattie's eyes widen, but she continues filling in the application. "Mr. Jagger, you will need to secure the loan with some collateral."

"I have this," the frog says and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Pattie blinks at the elephant several times. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to consult with the manager on this." She takes the elephant and disappears into a back office.

Pattie walks up to the manager. "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "What in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her with a straight face. "It's a knick-knack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
skusey Avatar
8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
Options

All Comments

(8) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
#1
:roll::roll:
#2
Very good!!:thumbsup:
Took me a minute.:thinking:
banned#3
love it!
#4
LOL ! thats hilarious :)
#5
chesso
Very good!!:thumbsup:
Took me a minute.:thinking:


Why did it take you a minute?
:x
#6
Made me smile, thankyou :)
#7
skusey
Why did it take you a minute?
:x


Cos I'm slow and it has Pattie not Paddy!!!!
#8
chesso
Cos I'm slow and it has Pattie not Paddy!!!!


ok:whistling:

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!