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Funnies? can I be stopped?

MikeL Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
I accept bribes, Pork pies, Cheesecake, Boddingtons beer et al

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, 'How flexible are you?' I said, 'I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays.'
MikeL Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago

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We may have to sit on you. :roll:
"Can I be Stopped?"

Someone shoot this man or ply him with a liter of smirnoff (forcibly until unconscious)
That was a good one! Well done.
Mike have you been drinking? :lol:
Mike have you been drinking? :lol:

betcha its boddingtons lol
betcha its boddingtons lol

I would say so :-D
I would pay someone to stop you

nearly as good as your how to stop feeling hungry thread

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