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MikeL Avatar
6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
I got a new stick deodorant today.
The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom.
I can barely walk, but whenever I break wind the room smells lovely
MikeL Avatar
6y, 9m agoPosted 6 years, 9 months ago
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:giggle:
banned#2
'I went down the doctors the other day to buy a packet of suppositories.
It said on the back: 'To be inserted 4 inches up the rectum. Keep out of the reach of children .

You'd think 4 inches would be enough :thinking:
#3
whatsThePoint
'I went down the doctors the other day to buy a packet of suppositories.
It said on the back: 'To be inserted 4 inches up the rectum. Keep out of the reach of children .

You'd think 4 inches would be enough :thinking:



Mmm , Frank Skinner's or your own gag?
banned#4
paulreden
Mmm , Frank Skinner's or your own gag?


Might be one of his :oops:
but i thought this was the putting things up your bum old joke thread :whistling:
#5
Went to the Doctor's last week, and he gave me some suppositories to take, to be honest for all the good they've done I might as well have shoved them up my ar5e........
#6
went to the doctors last week told him i had a strwaberry stuck up my ****, he said dont worry i got some cream for that
banned#7
this thread stinks.


quick mike do a fart!
#8
nice one op

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