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A London lawyer and a Lancashireman are sitting next to each other on a long flight up North. The lawyer is thinking that Northerners are all 'cloth cap and clogs' and that he can fool them easily … Read More
MikeL Avatar
7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
A London lawyer and a Lancashireman are sitting next to each other on a long flight up North.
The lawyer is thinking that Northerners are all 'cloth cap and clogs' and that he can fool them easily
So the lawyer asks if the Lancashireman would like to play a fun game?
The Lancashireman is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few ZZZs.
The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun. 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only £5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you £500.'
This catches the Lancashiremans attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?'
The Lancashireman doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-pound note, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the Lancashiremans turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows. He uses the air-phone; he searches the Net and even the British Library. He sends e-mails to all the smart Southern friends he knows, all to no avail. After over an hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the Lancashireman and hands him £500.
The Lancashireman pockets the £500 and goes straight back to sleep.
The lawyer is going crazy not knowing the answer. He wakes the Lancashireman up and asks, 'Well! What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?
The Lancashireman reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer £5 and goes back to sleep.
MikeL Avatar
7y, 9m agoPosted 7 years, 9 months ago
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#1
you realise i'm a londoner.... right??

stick yer dukes up matey!!!
#2
yea but your not male or a lawyer com :p



or are you :lol:
#3
ClarityofMind
you realise i'm a londoner.... right??

stick yer dukes up matey!!!


Typical londoner wanting a fight :roll:
#4
:lol: i loled at that one, well done :lol:
#5
Staroffurby
Typical londoner wanting a fight :roll:


she couldn't fight her self out of a web paper bag :whistling:
#6
I thought you lived in Essex CoM? Near Romford if I remember correctly (which I'm probably not!)
#7
faevilangel
she couldn't fight her self out of a web paper bag :whistling:


a total wimp, bark worse than her bite, a big softie! :whistling:
#8
micoo
:lol: i loled at that one, well done :lol:


i seen that one about ten times :p
#9
Staroffurby
a total wimp, bark worse than her bite, a big softie! :whistling:


yup :w00t:
#10
lol thats pretty good lol
#11
Hehehehe :giggle:
#12
Staroffurby
Typical londoner wanting a fight


faevilangel
she couldn't fight her self out of a web paper bag


Staroffurby
a total wimp, bark worse than her bite, a big softie!


Ha!! I'mma get you two later :) Once i've finished beating everyone up :) xx

:w00t:
#13
Babbabooey
I thought you lived in Essex CoM? Near Romford if I remember correctly (which I'm probably not!)


no no you're right.

London covers half of essex and most of middlesex hun xxx
#14
faevilangel
yea but your not male or a lawyer com :p



or are you :lol:


i'm not a lawyer nope lol

as for being male............... sometimes when it suits me lol!

Dave xx
#15
ClarityofMind
Ha!! I'mma get you two later :) Once i've finished beating everyone up :) xx

:w00t:


no fights in my hood :lol:
#16
ClarityofMind
no no you're right.

London covers half of essex and most of middlesex hun xxx


Yeah I know, I used to live in Hainault. Bloody Central line, glad to be shot of it.

It makes you an Essex bird, not a Londoner though I'm afraid.
#17
ClarityofMind
Ha!! I'mma get you two later :) Once i've finished beating everyone up :) xx

:w00t:


oh is the whips and chains coming out again? :w00t:
#18
ClarityofMind
Ha!! I'mma get you two later :) Once i've finished beating everyone up :) xx

:w00t:


you know where i am ;-)

ClarityofMind
i'm not a lawyer nope lol

as for being male............... sometimes when it suits me lol!

Dave xx


ewwwwwww ... scrap the above :p
#19
Babbabooey
Yeah I know, I used to live in Hainault. Bloody Central line, glad to be shot of it.

It makes you an Essex bird, not a Londoner though I'm afraid.


I have enough trouble with this lot callin me a blonde bint of an essex girl without you agreeing with em :w00t::roll:
#20
Staroffurby
oh is the whips and chains coming out again? :w00t:


yup, strip off babe, punishment time :w00t:
#21
faevilangel
you know where i am ;-)



ewwwwwww ... scrap the above :p


lmao!!!

Thought you were busy reading your new book anyway :)
#22
ClarityofMind
I have enough trouble with this lot callin me a blonde bint of an essex girl without you agreeing with em :w00t::roll:


but you are :p

ClarityofMind
lmao!!!

Thought you were busy reading your new book anyway :)


not started yet ....
#23
ClarityofMind
yup, strip off babe, punishment time :w00t:


Again! Oh seven times last night not enough? lol
#24
Jumpingphil
I thought this was going to be a funny joke with the number of posts in it.:x


Blame COM :whistling:
#25
Jumpingphil
I blame her for everything.........

But then I have to forgive as she is an Essex person like me.


I feel sorry for you both :whistling:
#26
ClarityofMind;6324810
you realise i'm a londoner.... right??

stick yer dukes up matey!!!

I suppose the Marquess of Queensberry Rules apply:p
#27
Jumpingphil;6325077
I thought this was going to be a funny joke with the number of posts in it.:x

Bah humbug :w00t:
#28
Staroffurby
Again! Oh seven times last night not enough? lol


this is just the kind of vicious evil rumour people will believe you know... especially as they're sometimes true :w00t:
#29
Jumpingphil
I blame her for everything.........









But then I have to forgive as she is an Essex person like me.


awwwhhh..

If I'm forgiven I dont mind being blamed. Least of all by you Phil :) xx
#30
MikeL
I suppose the Marquess of Queensberry Rules apply:p


this is London babe, the only rules are " you mess wit me and I'll mess with you, bigger, harder, faster" ;-)
#31
ClarityofMind
this is just the kind of vicious evil rumour people will believe you know... especially as they're sometimes true :w00t:


lol look at her blowing her own trumpet?

That is a trumpet right? :w00t:
#32
Staroffurby
lol look at her blowing her own trumpet?

That is a trumpet right? :w00t:


only when you're drunk ... lol ;-)
#33
starsparkle2311
Excellent avvy Furby:thumbsup:


hello baby xxxx
#34
starsparkle2311
Excellent avvy Furby:thumbsup:


well thank you
#35
Staroffurby
well thank you


you should put your real piccy up as your avvy :whistling:
#36
starsparkle2311
Hey CoM, you well today honey pie?:-D x x x



i'm tired honey, come stroke my hair and sing me lullabyes :-D xxx
#37
ClarityofMind
you should put your real piccy up as your avvy :whistling:


then have to pay for all those broken monitors :oops:
#38
Staroffurby
then have to pay for all those broken monitors :oops:


hardly dont put yourself down, Vic :w00t:
#39
ClarityofMind
hardly dont put yourself down, Vic :w00t:


Sorry Dave ka ka ka ka ka! :p
#40
Staroffurby
Sorry Dave ka ka ka ka ka! :p


it's the dove from above!!!!!

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