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MikeL Avatar
7y, 1m agoPosted 7 years, 1 month ago

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes'
WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat, it's only £1,000 is it OK if I buy it?'
MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'
MAN: 'How much?'
WOMAN: ' £390,000'
MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...that house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £2,950,000' for it.
MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £2,800,000.. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra £150,000 .'
WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
MikeL Avatar
7y, 1m agoPosted 7 years, 1 month ago

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Best today.
haha great :D
better than the last mike :lol:
lol'd :-D
Thats an old Joke Recylced :P
love that like

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