It is my 21st next Tuesday and I have taken next week off work so won't actually be at work for my birthday.
My workplace has the rule of when it is your birthday you have to bring cakes in for your team, so I have sorted that. I have actually bought enough for the whole floor as I don't like it when only certain people can have the cakes whilst others look on!
Anyway, I have been moaning about turning 21 for the last couple of weeks, mainly to annoy my co-workers as they are all alot older than me and when I send out my email to inform them of cakes being about, I also want to insert a funny "speech". Something along the lines of how I shall be 21 soon, its the beginning of the end, next step death, etc.
However, I am having a hard time think of anything to write! Any ideas?
A couple of things I have pinched fron the net and may adapt to my needs are;
Turning 21 is supposed to be a joyous and memorable occasion, but throughout the days leading up to the big celebration, I could only think of one thing: It's all downhill from here
Although I am relatively sure that good things are still to come in my life - jobs, families, senility - when it comes to birthdays, 21 is it. Cultural and social norms pack most of our age-related milestones into the first two decades of our lives. After 21, each birthday is just the mark of getting one year older, one year closer to the end
Anyone got ideas of things I can add! I want to be funny, not rude though!