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Funny birthday greetings

MikeL Avatar
6y, 1w agoPosted 6 years, 1 week ago
Has anyone got a funny little greeting/poem I can use on a birthday card? TIA.
MikeL Avatar
6y, 1w agoPosted 6 years, 1 week ago
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banned#1
I'm unfunny and disliked.

Love, MikeL
banned#2
vibeone
I'm unfunny and disliked.

Love, MikeL


It's funny because it's true!
2 Likes #3
Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one
#4
happy birthday to you
you smell of big poo...
time to flush your head down the loo.
#5
ding
Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one


3) Forget the future, the ConDems are whacking up student fees.
#7
ding
Two tips on your birthday:
1) Forget the past, you can't change it.
2) Forget the present, I didn't get you one

I used that on my exes Birthday card! X)

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