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Funny Classified Ads

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[mod] 6y, 1d agoPosted 6 years, 1 day ago
Just got these sent in an email, I thought they were funny

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:



FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little *******. Bites!


FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.



FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.



JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.



**** And the WINNER is... ****



FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
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[mod] 6y, 1d agoPosted 6 years, 1 day ago
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haha should that guy be calling the responder such bad language with that arsenal of weaponry?
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FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything
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aint that the truth !




there is some good ones on there, the hot tub repair man X)
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie

X)
#6
X) he he, love them..
#7
lmfao
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** ***
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http://wiki.ytmnd.com/images/3/31/Timetraveler.jpg
#9
yes, they were good wishy

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