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Funny - credit crunch beater ;-)

Monkeybumcheeks Avatar
8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
My dear friends & family,

Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of

maxi pads:

You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles

* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....

Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.
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8y, 3w agoPosted 8 years, 3 weeks ago
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#2
Is this for a limited period only?
#3
grex9101
Is this for a limited period only?


Always :whistling:
#4
LMAO! :giggle:

"Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags. "

lolololol!
#5
that is fabulous - though perhaps too much time on your hands?!!!!
#6
:-Deeeeww

lol, lol

wonders never cease
#7
:lol: made me laugh
#8
lol..nice one
#9
StevenA2000_uk
i got shafted on my christmas bonus last year, which was the company letting us away an hour early on christmas eve.....then they made me redundant in october this year!!!! ARRGGHHH the bar stewards that they are......

however, I got myself a new job and now have 5 figure sums of cash to go nuts with ...so christmas is going to so good this year that I'd even rodger Santa after munching the biscuits, drinking the milk and snort the powder til I get my selection box :w00t:


I think you may have hit the powder a bit early today ?
#10
Monkeybumcheeks
I think you may have hit the powder a bit early today ?


lol..nice one...quite possibly
#11
This thread made me giggle
#12
Absolutly brillent!!! XD
#13
well i think its really funny some people just dont have a sence of humour!!

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