Just got a text from my mate, though I'd share it. If you've heard them before, don't like it then please don't post anything, I've had enough of haters!
1.) Dont dare talk infront of my back.
2.) Both of you three get out of my class.
3.) Why are you so late...say yes or no.
4.) Take 5cm of wire any lenght.
5.) I have two daughters both of them are girls.
6.) All of you stand in a straight circle.
7.) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I'm here?