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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
Whats the difference between Tiger woods and Santa???





Santa stops at 3 ho's
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6y, 11m agoPosted 6 years, 11 months ago
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#1
santa stops at 3 ho's
#2
santa stops at 3 ho's
#3
simon012
santa stops at 3 ho's


hdizzle
santa stops at 3 ho's


lads it does say that in the OP :p
#4
groan! welcome to last week
#5
barky
groan! welcome to last week


hehehe :lol: last week was a good week
#6
micoo
lads it does say that in the OP :p



I wrote my reply before that was there.































or at least before i saw it :whistling:
#7
micoo
hehehe :lol: last week was a good week


exam go?
#8
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#9
acecatcher3
^^^^id remove that quickly if i were you, dont know why u think that wud make anyone laugh mate




??????????
#10
tiger has now changed his name to cheetah!!
* Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
* What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
* Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
* Tiger has a new movie coming out. It's called Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. :-D:-D:-D
#11
deek72
exam go?


could have been better, but couls have been a lot worse cheers :thumbsup: hopefully ive done enough
#12
micoo
could have been better, but couls have been a lot worse cheers :thumbsup: hopefully ive done enough


hope so too :thumbsup:
#13
noit prtwndung yoor 3 drink 1 trype 3nits ?
#14
Santa only comes once a year
#15
iNSOMANiAC
noit prtwndung yoor 3 drink 1 trype 3nits ?


im not even going to pretend i know what that says lol
banned#16
not pretending to be drunk and to have pulled 2 women tonight then?
#


shame
#17
ODB_69
not pretending to be drunk and to have pulled 2 women tonight then?
#


shame


na i never pretend anythin m8
#18
Its actually says,'not pretending your too drunk to type tonight ?'
banned#19
mika;7202328
na i never pretend anythin m8


oh right....so when you are drunk you slur your typed words too?

and you 'pull' 2 women and you are on here telling everyone about it.....the same night....and you live in Dundee....


http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/5858/original/son_i_am_disappoint.jpg
banned#20
iNSOMANiAC;7202369
Its actually says,'not pretending your too drunk to type tonight ?'


http://sunshineanddesign.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/james-joyce-this-this-and-this1.jpg
#21
ODB_69
oh right....so when you are drunk you slur your typed words too?

and you 'pull' 2 women and you are on here telling everyone about it.....the same night....and you live in Dundee....


http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/5858/original/son_i_am_disappoint.jpg


ye 2 girls one night, no biggie, whats wrong with mentioning it on the same night lol, whats where i live got to do with it lol, who can type when drunk?

im actually laughing at how pathetic you must be to come up with this ****, im off to the shop, lets see how pathetic you really can get with your next post :)
banned#22
mika;7202445
ye 2 girls one night, no biggie, whats wrong with mentioning it on the same night lol, whats where i live got to do with it lol, who can type when drunk?

im actually laughing at how pathetic you must be to come up with this ****, im off to the shop, lets see how pathetic you really can get with your next post :)


http://shakenbaby.ca/wp-content/uploads/Waa-cry-baby2.jpg

FYI...being drunk doesnt mean you slur words when typing...spelling mistakes fair enough, but slurring....I have put up plenty of threads up when I have been drunk...I dont slur words on them though!!! and if you pulled you wouldnt have been on that night would ya big man?!


LOL...I love it when people have to conveniently 'go out' when they get proven wrong

have a look at the shop for a life :thumbsup:
#23
whats this m'ego, you pulled 2 chicks in 1 night and ended up posting about it on here..........are you maaaaaddddd? wouldnt of seen me for days but then ive got stamina!!!!:)
banned#24
casparwhite;7202500
whats this m'ego, you pulled 2 chicks in 1 night and ended up posting about it on here..........are you maaaaaddddd? wouldnt of seen me for days but then ive got stamina!!!!:)


looooool


just call him 2Pumps....:whistling:
#25
ODB_69


FYI...being drunk doesnt mean you slur words when typing...spelling mistakes fair enough, but slurring....I have put up plenty of threads up when I have been drunk...I dont slur words on them though!!! and if you pulled you wouldnt have been on that night would ya big man?!


LOL...I love it when people have to conveniently 'go out' when they get proven wrong

have a look at the shop for a life :thumbsup:


still laughing man, so because you dont slur words on your keyboard when drunk means noone possibly can? and since when did pulling mean shaggin, im not even single so i wouldnt do more than pull any other bird

i love it how your convinced im wrong here, how do you possibly know :lol:, jealous i think, please, dont bother replying gonna watch a movie now :)
banned#26
mika;7202964
still laughing man, so because you dont slur words on your keyboard when drunk means noone possibly can? and since when did pulling mean shaggin, im not even single so i wouldnt do more than pull any other bird

i love it how your convinced im wrong here, how do you possibly know :lol:, jealous i think, please, dont bother replying gonna watch a movie now :)


damn...you have caught me out...your right I'm jealous...I wish I was 'runin (wrongly spelt btw!) the misc' and had some fabulous pretend life like you


*sigh* I'll just keep dreaming about nights of pretending to pull and pretending to be drunk :)
#27
ODB_69
damn...you have caught me out...

I wish I was 'runin (wrongly spelt btw!) the misc' and had some fabulous pretend life like you


*sigh* I'll just keep dreaming about nights of pretending to pull and pretending to be drunk


lolz, you really do make me laugh sometimes, keep it up, my life aint pretend m8, if i was lying about my life why wouldnt i just do a bg or a kfc n make some phenomenal bull **** up, u should go out on the pull m8, might do ya a bit of good,

nice replying even when i said dont bother :) ur life must be great fun but hey, leave a bone lying n ur gonna attract a dog
banned#28
mika;7203027
lolz, you really do make me laugh sometimes, keep it up, my life aint pretend m8, if i was lying about my life why wouldnt i just do a bg or a kfc n make some phenomenal bull **** up, u should go out on the pull m8, might do ya a bit of good,

nice replying even when i said dont bother :) ur life must be great fun but hey, leave a bone lying n ur gonna attract a dog



oh is that how you pulled them 2 'birds' then?

FYI...if your drunk you dont slur words...therefore you pretended to be drunk (I mean how many people have said this too you now?!)

and because you tell me to do something I should should I? If your life is so great why are you in on a saturday night? your at uni...yet you live on here? your not single...but you are on here everynight! I have a partner and a baby on the way...I'm on here cause I dont want to watch X Factor....whats your excuse?

If your life is so fun...why lie? why let it bother you so much......I'd say dont bother replying but I know you just cant help it cause you've been caught out


take it they sold out of lives then :lol:

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