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Future of Nursery Rhymes

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banned8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
someone just sent me this..made me smile a tad
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banned8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=6][COLOR=red]The future of nursery rhyme[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Humpty Dumpty had a great fall[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]The structure of the wall was incorrect[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]So he won a grand with Claims Direct.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]It's Raining, It's Pouring[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Oh ****, it's Global Warming.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Jack and Jill went into town[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]To fetch some chips and sweeties.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]He can't keep his heart rate down[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]And she's got diabetes.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4].[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Mary had a little lamb[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Her father shot it dead.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Now it goes to school with her[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Between two chunks of bread.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Said Simple Simon to the pie man[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]'What have you got there?'[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Said the pie man unto Simon[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]'Pies you idiot!'[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Mary had a little lamb[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]It ran into a pylon.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]10,000 volts went up its @rse[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]And turned its wool to nylon.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Kissed the girls and made them cry.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]When the boys came out to play[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]He kissed them too cause he was gay.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Jack and Jill[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Went up the hill[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]To have a little fun.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Jill, the dill,[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Forgot her pill,[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]And now they have a son.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Jack and Jill[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Went up the hill[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]And planned to do some kissing.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Jack made a pass[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]And grabbed her ass[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Now two of his teeth are missing.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Mary had a little lamb[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Its fleece was white and wispy.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=Arial][SIZE=4]And now it's black and crispy.[/SIZE][/FONT]

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#2
lol!!!
#3
lol very good have some rep :)
#4
turning into a reg spammer like 25 threads/deals in 2 days :-D
#5
ty hun they tff :)love that jill forgot her pill the dill lol
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dandoc2;2848078
turning into a reg spammer like 25 threads/deals in 2 days :-D

:p
#7
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
#8
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon
'Pies you idiot!'

Under section 24, clause 7 of the Political Correctness Act Simple Simon will now be referred to as Differently Mentally Abled Simon and the Pieman will be know as the Pie Person.
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dandoc2;2848078
turning into a reg spammer like 25 threads/deals in 2 days :-D

making up for not being on as much last few weeks:-D
#10
They are well funny!

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