Fuzion Frenzy 2 for the Xbox 360 - Free to Good Home - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HUKD, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HUKD app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

Fuzion Frenzy 2 for the Xbox 360 - Free to Good Home

Johnrulez Avatar
banned7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
First person to make me laugh gets it for free

Just a disc and manual, missing the box guys
Tags:
Other Links From Fuzion:
Johnrulez Avatar
banned7y, 10m agoPosted 7 years, 10 months ago
Options

All Comments

(32) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
#1
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
banned#2
ronaldo just got booked for diving. I'm a man utd fan.. but that is funny!
banned#3
SAVE4IT
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


No copy and pasting
#4
If my dog's face looked like your face, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
#5
no offence obv!lol!
#6
what kind of music do you like?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#7
Ok, here is one My dad has just told me.

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.The female egg says 'Look - ive got a crack!'
'No good telling me' replies the male egg 'I'm not hard yet'

Slightly rude but meh.. I found it funny. :P
banned#8
wonkey
what kind of music do you like?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


is that a question or a joke
#9
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
#10
JFK is a ladyboy:p
banned#11
leemole101
JFK is a ladyboy:p


more of a fact lol
#12
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

oldie but a goody
banned#13
It's between save4it and shaneomac

Who deserves it?
#14
Johnrulez
more of a fact lol


lol (laugh out loud) do i win ???:-D
banned#15
Johnrulez
more of a fact lol


Johnrulez
It's between save4it and shaneomac

Who deserves it?


Sorry but to quote yourself, you laughed out loud at leemole101's comment
#16
i reckon save4it-was mega quick with the old copy and pasting...and i dont really fancy the game-just thought u wanted a chuckle!lol!
banned#17
leemole101
lol (laugh out loud) do i win ???:-D


i was scared you'd pick up on that

i meant the lots of love meaning
#18
Johnrulez
It's between save4it and shaneomac

Who deserves it?


i'd have to say leemole
you did lol.....
banned#19
lumoruk
Sorry but to quote yourself, you laughed out loud at leemole101's comment


is the leemole the winner then, as no copying and pasting went on for a change
banned#20
Bluearmy01
i'd have to say leemole
you did lol.....


ok
banned#21
Johnrulez
i was scared you'd pick up on that

i meant the lots of love meaning


fail, cough up and give to the first lol
banned#22
leemole101
lol (laugh out loud) do i win ???:-D


PM me your address and I'll post it out tomorrow
banned#23
lumoruk
fail, cough up and give to the first lol


was an epic fail on my part
#24
surely save4it posted 1st....
op didnt say "1st person to make me write lol on this thread"
banned 1 Like #25
shaneomac
surely save4it posted 1st....
op didnt say "1st person to make me write lol on this thread"


First person to make me laugh was what i said

I didn't laugh, it was just copy and pasted
banned#26
Johnrulez
was an epic fail on my part


I can't find that picture of what you do when you write lol rofl, rofpml ... and then there's a picture of you sat gazing at the screen
#27
coolio-congrats leemole!repped op for being nice guy for giving free game away!
Shane
#28
nice of you
#29
I liked the frayed not one!
#30
Johnrulez
is that a question or a joke



joke...


only i get it i guess!!!
banned#31
John Rulez I found it http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/lmao.jpg
banned 1 Like #32
lumoruk
John Rulez I found it http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/lmao.jpg


That would've won if it was in early enough

Pretty funny

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!