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Gay Flight Attendant

skusey Avatar
8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and
told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up,
that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked
you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said,
'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no
one.'
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a
beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank
you. Tray-up, B*tch!
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8y, 3m agoPosted 8 years, 3 months ago
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banned#1
lmfao
#2
loooooooooooooool
#3
Tophole, as always, Skusey :)
#4
ace!!!
#5
excellent!!!!
my gay friends will love this joke thanks a lot
#6
i was offended (serious), spammed.
#7
black gerbil1
i was offended (serious), spammed.


http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk10/pauls7010/freddie.jpg
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black gerbil1;2754907
i was offended (serious), spammed.


That comment offends me.
#9
ilovepink;2754900
excellent!!!!
my gay friends will love this joke thanks a lot


am I the only person with no gay friends ?
#10
mrtootough
am I the only person with no gay friends ?


im a proper fag hag lol
my best mates sister is gay and we go drinking with lots of gay/lesbians we are the only straight ones in the group lol:-D

obviously not been out for ages thou as im about to drop my bubba in a couple of weeks :-D
#11
black gerbil1
i was offended (serious), spammed.


why does it offend you?:?
banned#12
ilovepink
why does it offend you?:?


Maybe he doesn't understand humour?
#13
ilovepink
why does it offend you?:?


no sense of humour, he can have some of mine...humour that is:whistling:
#14
skusey
no sense of humour, he can have some of mine...humour that is:whistling:


judging by some of the threads hes started i think hes got a cheek:roll:
#15
ilovepink
why does it offend you?:?


Think he wants to be a flight attendant? :w00t:
#16
ilovepink
judging by some of the threads hes started i think hes got a cheek:roll:


at least he likes a good crack:whistling:
#17
:giggle: good one - the joke!
#18
skusey
at least he likes a good crack:whistling:


http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/6380/cid00c101c89ae1c172bb60gh4.gif :oops:

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