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Gel bras are bad for u!!!!

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Read the points below carefully as they are serious warnings. The extra cleavage and shape is not always something to be taken lightly or entered into without consideration! 1. There's a high chanc…
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
Read the points below carefully as they are serious warnings. The extra cleavage and shape is not always something to be taken lightly or entered into without consideration!

1. There's a high chance you'll get run over as drivers stare at you, rather than the road.

2. You will get stopped at the airport as security guards will want to frisk you.

3. If you're not ready to commit to marriage. We urge you do not wear a gel bra! Your boyfriend/partner will produce an engagement ring quicker than you can say 'gel bra'. This can also be applied to those of you that are married, husbands suddenly develop 'the urge'.

4. You could end up in casualty, as you will trip over more. Your extra cleavage and breast shape will reduce your field of vision.

5. You'll end up alone and with no female friends. Friends you thought were 'good' or even 'best' friends will simply not want to be seen with you. Jealousy is a terrible thing.

6. You may become bankrupt. You'll develop a frenzied passion and lust for gel bras once you see the results. It's probable that you'll spend every penny you earn on gel bras. Don't do it!

7. Life will never be the same again. Life will change and alter and there will be NO going back. You won't want to leave the house without one.

Now you know the dangers, if you have enough courage to face the consequences, then click on the link below now to view our latest styles.

http://www.maxcleavage.com/c31/New-In/
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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#1
No. 1 Should be enough to get them banned forever, will see what I can do.

Thanks
#2
jtx;4908372
No. 1 Should be enough to get them banned forever, will see what I can do.

Thanks

:-D
#3
starsparkle2311;4908499
Leer, you're worse than me, do you ever sleep?:-D

nope its coz of my meds, stupid side effects!!
#4
I dont need any extra help in the bra department ;-D
#5
Pics or it didn't happen.
#6
gemmyw;4909688
I dont need any extra help in the bra department ;-D

lol, i still the same as I was when I was pregnant-hate it as have trouble buying tops that fit me properly!
dxx;4909706
Pics or it didn't happen.

:-D:p

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