man comes home form work and says to his wife"get me a beer before it starts"
wife goes to the fridge gets him a beer.
he drinks it on the sofa
he says to his wife again "get me another beer before it starts"
wife goes and cracks another from the fridge
husband happily drinks it
says to his wife again
"get me a beer before it starts"
wife has had enough
"you come here form work you lay on the sofa you lazy "$%£+"
you do nothing all night you lazy *&%&
husband says "*&*$ me it's started