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Getting Married

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Charlie, age 92, and Freda, age 89, living in Newbury, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Cha… Read More
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7y, 1w agoPosted 7 years, 1 week ago
Charlie, age 92, and Freda, age 89, living in Newbury, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist.

Charlie suggests they go in.

Charlie addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Charlie: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Charlie: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds "

Charlie: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Charlie: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Charlie: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Charlie: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."

Charlie: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Charlie: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Charlie: "Adult incontinance pants?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Charlie "We'd like to use your store for our wedding presents list..."
MikeL Avatar
7y, 1w agoPosted 7 years, 1 week ago
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#1
Hahaha classic!
banned#2
Literally this is my face after reading that >>>>:|
#3
master_chief
Literally this is my face after reading that >>>>:|


:-D
#4
I got distracted by the bulge in my trousers as soon as I read this
Freda, age 89
#5
master_chief
Literally this is my face after reading that >>>>:|


Same

numptyj
I got distracted by the bulge in my trousers as soon as I read this


:lol:
#6
not nice but funny
#7
I thought you had given this stuff up?
#8
lol :)

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