Giggles! - HotUKDeals
We use cookie files to improve site functionality and personalisation. By continuing to use HotUKDeals, you accept our cookie and privacy policy.
Get the HotUKDeals app free at Google Play

Search Error

An error occurred when searching, please try again!

Login / Sign UpSubmit

Giggles!

£0.00 @
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table. To my dear wife, you will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with being 54 years old, can … Read More
hellfire Avatar
9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table.

To my dear wife, you will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope you wil not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on the table.

My dear husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Marriot Hotel with Michael, one of my students. He is young, virile and like your secretary is also 18 years old. As a successful business man who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that although it may appear that we are in the same situation, there is one mathematical difference;

18 goes into 54 alot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I shall not be home untill sometime tomorrow.
hellfire Avatar
9y, 1m agoPosted 9 years, 1 month ago
Options

All Comments

(9) Jump to unreadPost a comment
Comments/page:
#1
:thumbsup: :giggle:
#2
lol :-D
#3
lol x
#4
ewww.. old people sex.
#5
...lol..
#6
Mclovin
ewww.. old people sex.


Lol, awful thought :o
#7
haha, good one
#8
lol nice
#9
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah im blushing lol.
thats fab

Post a Comment

You don't need an account to leave a comment. Just enter your email address. We'll keep it private.

...OR log in with your social account

...OR comment using your social account

Thanks for your comment! Keep it up!
We just need to have a quick look and it will be live soon.
The community is happy to hear your opinion! Keep contributing!