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A young lad gets sent to prison, its his first time and is petrefied. He is put into a cell with a huge bear of a man, who justs stands there smilling. Until the guards leave, then bear man say's to… Read More
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
A young lad gets sent to prison, its his first time and is petrefied.
He is put into a cell with a huge bear of a man, who justs stands there smilling.
Until the guards leave, then bear man say's to the kid- "we're going to play mummies and daddies now,do you want to be mummy or daddy?"
The kid thinks then whimpers "i'll be the daddy"
So bear man say's "ok then get over here and suck mummies c**k"
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8y, 1m agoPosted 8 years, 1 month ago
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http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10438/InBeforeTheLock.gif
#2
Was this in Saughton?......lol.
banned#3
Worst Attempt Of A "Joke" I Ever Heard!
#4
Why do midgets laugh when they run? because the grass tickles their nuts..
#5
I once knew a girl called madiera.

She was a piece of cake

:)
#6
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Worst Attempt Of A "Joke" I Ever Heard!


you did'nt hear it you read it.:?
#7
jdpwest
I once knew a girl called madiera.

She was a piece of cake

:)


love it!
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An Irishman, is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher
baptising people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,
'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus me brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven't found Jesus..'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again ---
but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus yet?



The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, 'Are ya sure dis is where he fell in?'
#9
smallkiwi
An Irishman, is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher
baptising people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk,
'Are you ready to find Jesus?'
The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'
So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you found Jesus?'
The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, 'Have you found Jesus me brother?'
The drunk again answers, 'No,oi I haven't found Jesus..'
By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again ---
but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus yet?



The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, 'Are ya sure dis is where he fell in?'


Nice one :thumbsup:
#10
A man walks into a library and asks the lady behind the counter for a book on suicide.

The lady says "no way, you'll never bring it back".

Boom boom!
#11
Babbabooey
A man walks into a library and asks the lady behind the counter for a book on suicide.

The lady says "no way, you'll never bring it back".

Boom boom!


a skikipedia fave!
#12
magicbeans
a skikipedia fave!


a what ? :?

edit, ah sikipedia. never seen that site before i swear (although it's in my bookmarks now!)... i heard the jok from the howard stern show.

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