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Give Me Your Best Insults

wishihadadonkey Avatar
[mod] 5y, 7m agoPosted 5 years, 7 months ago
Am not very good with insults, basically I'm too nice, but there are a few people I need to fling a few @ IRL
so give me your best
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[mod] 5y, 7m agoPosted 5 years, 7 months ago
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banned#1
That sheep you use is wishing you had a donkey as well

I admit that insult may have limited use with others :p
#2
Where's VB1 when you need him?
#3
who's VB1 - oO

ooppss insult at the wrong person - sorry!
#4
maccy1
who's VB1 - oO

ooppss insult at the wrong person - sorry!


How can you not know HUKD's official most popular user?
#5
whoosh
#6
Should I be running for cover lol!!

Of course I've heard of VB1, just do not understand half of the comments he posts.

Suppose I am just normal - waiting for the shark attack - logging off now X)
5 Likes #7
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
5 Likes #8
http://i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac341/fox2020plus/b3oje1.gif

;)
banned#9
You've got a face like a bulldog licking **** off a thistle

Edited By: cuzzy on Jun 18, 2011 19:38: Don`t bypass swear filter
#10
Why are we even replying to an ass like wishihadadonkey!!! ;)
#11
maccy1
Why are we even replying to an ass like wishihadadonkey!!! ;)

Ohh, just read your post again, you are not asking for personal attacks lol X)


Edited By: maccy1 on Jun 18, 2011 19:19
#12
I HATE DONKEYS !!!





I joke i do ....lol....omg i sound like a line in Gavin & Stacey !..:D
#13
maccy1
maccy1
Why are we even replying to an ass like wishihadadonkey!!! ;)


Ohh, just read your post again, you are not asking for personal attacks lol X)




omg , me too ...sorry wihad , will think of some for you to use ...:)
#14
shopstilldrops
maccy1
maccy1
Why are we even replying to an ass like wishihadadonkey!!! ;)

Ohh, just read your post again, you are not asking for personal attacks lol X)



omg , me too ...sorry wihad , will think of some for you to use ...:)

lol - I keep making the mistake of not reading comments properly before I respond must try harder!! ((must try harder) Brick off The Middle)).
#15
you've got a face only a mother could love
#16
Could you kindly shut your noise hole
#17
Need pics of said person that is to be insulted in order to make it personal and therefore very insulting :p
banned 1 Like #18
Your pimp is a gnome.
#19
Should've left you on the streets where I found you!
1 Like #20
I think the worst insult is 'you're not even worth insulting'.


Edited By: maccy1 on Jun 18, 2011 21:15: ..
#21
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
1 Like #22
You were a failed abortion.
1 Like #23
Ya mother should have thrown you away, and kept the after birth.
#24
bitseylango
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

hmm, then they could come back with 'better to act like one than look like one' X)
2 Likes #25
"Your face looks like an aborted fetus"
#26
numpty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
suspended#27
What you lack in intelligence, you more than makes up for in stupidity.
suspended#28
Inb4 OP reports us all and we get suspended for insulting him/her. (_;)
#29
Did your parents have any children that lived?
1 Like #30
you're the **** ya mum should have swallowed

(dont ban me)
#31
Thrush, not so much because of his lovely singing voice, more because he's an irritating ****.

s/he's knitting with only one needle

the light's on but there's nobody at home.

out of his depth in a car park puddle

if his brains were dynamite they wouldn't blow his cap off



Edited By: cuzzy on Jun 18, 2011 21:14: Don`t bypass swear filter
#32
You curly headed ****.
[mod][Moderator] 1 Like #33
richp
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


I like this one, though not sure if elderberries smell awful?

Thanks for the input everyone
#34
Bawbag
banned#35
This is your favourite song in the whole wide world It got taken off youtube
banned#36
You **** ( c word )
banned#37
Adnan786
This is your favourite song in the whole wide world It got taken off youtube


I'm embarrassed for you. You are trying way too hard. Cringeworthy.

(This is directed at Adnan, not for the OP's request)
[mod][Moderator] 1 Like #38
numptyj
Need pics of said person that is to be insulted in order to make it personal and therefore very insulting :p

Think big hairy woman who constantly sweats, has a moustache, hairs on her chin, stinks of smoke, wears floral patterned clothes and is a nasty old gossip
banned 1 Like #39
wishihadadonkey
richp
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.


I like this one, though not sure if elderberries smell awful?


Thanks for the input everyone



Are you saying you've never heard this before??


It's a classic!!




NI!
1 Like #40
wishihadadonkey
numptyj
Need pics of said person that is to be insulted in order to make it personal and therefore very insulting :p


Think big hairy woman who constantly sweats, has a moustache, hairs on her chin, stinks of smoke, wears floral patterned clothes and is a nasty old gossip


OMG! I cant believe you have started a thread on how to insult me! ;)

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