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Golfing Accident

Staroffurby Avatar
7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor. "Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's bum. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake." The doctor looked puzzled and asked, "What mistake was that?"

"I said 'Hey this looks like yours hun!'"
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7y, 4m agoPosted 7 years, 4 months ago
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#1
lmao!!!

:x

Pass me the six iron?
#2
ClarityofMind
lmao!!!

:x

Pass me the six iron?


why what have i done? :?
#3
Staroffurby
why what have i done? :?


It's not for you!! It's for the golf ball :) x x

:w00t:
#4
ClarityofMind
It's not for you!! It's for the golf ball :) x x

:w00t:


you always go straight for the balls? :w00t:
#5
Staroffurby
you always go straight for the balls? :w00t:


if you get em out, I'll show ya ;-)

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