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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
A frog and a toad are walking along the road when the toads bum falls off.

The frog picks up the bum and says "Do you want your ar$e toad?"

The toad replies "Do you want your balls kicked?"
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8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
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#1
o dear! haha
#2
Like it!:-D
#3
Variation of the joke where a bloke is buying ice cream and the ice cream man asks,
Do you want crushed nuts?
He replies, Do you want a black eye?
#4
Still waiting for the punchline here. Is having your ar$e towed a regional threat?
#5
Gazbert
Still waiting for the punchline here. Is having your ar$e towed a regional threat?


Having your ar$e toed (not towed) would mean a kick up the ar$e i presume
#6
DJNG22
Having your ar$e toed (not towed) would mean a kick up the ar$e i presume


Correct, at least it is in Scotland...it made me laugh! :-D
#7
Reported to paypal due to being significantly not as described. Dispute opened and escalated to claim :whistling:
#8
*groan*
#9
two frogs were driving down the motorway, their car broke down,:- they got toad away....
similar funny...:):)
#10
No, mine was funnier! :p
#11
irshybar
two frogs were driving down the motorway, their car broke down,:- they got toad away....
similar funny...:):)


Yes, similarly funny, i.e. not funny

:-D:-D:-D

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