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Good Old Maxine

berni888 Avatar
7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
A few lines to make you smile

Going to be copying into following threads, so be patient, last time I tried this the system hung!
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7y, 11m agoPosted 7 years, 11 months ago
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[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
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#2
[SIZE="5"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="MediumTurquoise"]6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. [/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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#3
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="SandyBrown"]9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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#4
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="Magenta"]11.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
12.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
13.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
14.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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15.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
16.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
17 Procrastinate Now!
18.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
19.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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#5
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20.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
21..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
22.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
23.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
Thousand times the memory.
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#6
[SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkOrange"]24.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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25.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!
Life is too short and friends are too few
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#7
The System Is Hung:|?
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emasu
The System Is Hung:|?

Ha ha, it didn't do it this time and I managed to submit without my pc freezing and not letting me back into website : )
#9
berni888
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21..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
23.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
Thousand times the memory.
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^^^ my faves :p very funny mate:-D:thumbsup:

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