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Granddad's Day Out

berni888 Avatar
8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago
I took my Granddad to the shopping outlet the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.
My Granddad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Granddad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his reply..

'Got drunk once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
berni888 Avatar
8y, 2m agoPosted 8 years, 2 months ago

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:w00t::w00t: Go Grandad :thumbsup::giggle:
Cracker - Good on him.
lol :thumbsup:
lmao ;-)
love it !!

When can we go for a beer:thumbsup:
very good..what did the lad say back to him

It's a joke not a true story
LOL :w00t:
Very funny :giggle:

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